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One of the local bullies is patrolling my little patch of neighborhood with his Power Ranger t-shirt on full display. He sorta did a ride by on his bicycle as I walked home, carrying his slingshot in his pocket for everybody to see, which may have let him know where I live and where I keep my XBox and my Max Steel action figures.

What should I look for in a slingshot or a water pistol? I'd like to buy it in person without having to wait for it to come in the mail.

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Originally posted by Seitse
One of the local bullies is patrolling my little patch of neighborhood with his Power Ranger t-shirt on full display. He sorta did a ride by on his bicycle as I walked home, carrying his slingshot in his pocket for everybody to see, which may have let him know where I live and where I keep my XBox and my Max Steel action figures.

What should I look for in ...[text shortened]... a water pistol? I'd like to buy it in person without having to wait for it to come in the mail.
Definitely water-pistol. It might even help with the smell.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Definitely water-pistol. It might even help with the smell.
Good heads up.

Thanks!

P.S. Would you like to drop by my place in the afternoon? I've received the new playmobile pirate set!

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I've been waiting for Cocoa Puff cereals to include, as a prize in their boxes, the water-sticking tattoo of the Virgin of Guadaloupe.

That way I can put it on my chest or my arm, and look more scary in the eyes of the neighborhood bullies.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Would you like to drop by my place in the afternoon? I've received the new playmobile pirate set!
I'll give you a ring when I finish this Lego castle I've been working on for two weeks.

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Originally posted by Palynka
I'll give you a ring when I finish this Lego castle I've been working on for two weeks.
Super! It's a deal 🙂

Then, if you want to, we can help each other with water tattoos.

Maybe if I look like this, the bullies cycling in my neighborhood won't bother me anymore.

http://tinyurl.com/3rwsh6

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Originally posted by Seitse
Super! It's a deal 🙂

Then, if you want to, we can help each other with water tattoos.
Great. I also need help with this one I have of Our Lady of Fatima. I can't reach my preferred spot...

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Originally posted by Palynka
Great. I also need help with this one I have of Our Lady of Fatima. I can't reach my preferred spot...
Nice! I'm sure we can have lots of fun with tattoos.

Just like this one...

http://tinyurl.com/b4fzb

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I've heard the size of the gun is inversely proportional to the size of the pipi.

Is it true?

Should we ask Ladybugs or Shambles the Scammer?

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've heard the size of the gun is inversely proportional to the size of the pipi.

Is it true?

Should we ask Ladybugs or Shambles the Scammer?
Are you saying ATY should buy a Desert Eagle?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Are you saying ATY should buy a Desert Eagle?
Is it possible to buy rocket launchers in K-mart?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Is it possible to buy rocket launchers in K-mart?
Only in Texas.

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Do you make machine guns noises with your mouth to scare those ugly Latinos and blacks that threaten your frontyard?

Please share with us how beautiful brunette, yellow and black skins are, according to your tastes, and how wonderful do you think they make the multiracial canvas of tolerant, modern America.

Thanks!