Hai-cuckoo II

Xmas

Presents for Jesus
include a new calendar.
What's your ETA?

Xmas

Christ's birth brings great joy
to those who believe such crap.
Others just get tired.

Xmas

My cup runneth over
full of sweet rum and egg nog.
Hit on my cousin.

Xmas

Get off my back, Ma!
I told you twice already,
I'm not coming home!

Xmas

My Chrstmas wish list
consist of only one thing.
Guts to kill myself.


Hahahahahah!

Not funny, I know.

I really can't wait!
Christmas is just about here!
Wake me when it ends!

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Originally posted by darvlay
Hey c'mon! Put rhb's haiku back up. He censored the thing!

sorry folks - I am shocked and ashamed that I forgot the rules 😲😳

replace 'flipper' with the expletive of your choice

Christmas is coming
The Turkeys getting fatter
lets eat the flipper

😉🙄

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Important : Posts on this board may be subject to moderation. Please refrain from spamming, flaming or using [b]excessively offensive language on this board.


Just so you know, Mod Bot did this. Your post is about a click away from the same fate.

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Originally posted by darvlay
That phlabbin' stinks! Mod-Bot, you are on my phlabbin' shick-list!

Phlab you!

Xmas Shopping

Get out of the way!
These malls are making me nuts;
Murder/Suicide

Run-in at the Mall.
Crazy man with box and bags
You'd be wise to flee!

Halloween

Costuming ladies
parade their beavs around town.
Not for candy, though.