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Really it is dark
a chilly 59 but
the sun will rise! Yes!

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I can't feel my legs
my brain is sleepy and dumb
time for a nap now.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
What a way to ride
the changing tides of seasons
on rubber tires.

the world moving as you go
and the road dust in your eyes.
Cycling everyday ...
not all it's cracked up to be.
But I still love it.

oh - and it's "tyres" by the way
"Tires" is when you've had enough. 😉

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Originally posted by orangutan
Cycling everyday ...
not all it's cracked up to be.
But I still love it.

oh - and it's "tyres" by the way
"Tires" is when you've had enough. 😉
I think you should try
cartwheeling to work on skates
please wear your helmut.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I think you should try
cartwheeling to work on skates
please wear your helmut.
Whose helmet -
I do not wear one?
Who's Helmut?

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Originally posted by orangutan
Whose helmet -
I do not wear one?
Who's Helmut?
Helmut Kohl maybe?
"Wittu Bundeskanzler wer'n?
Muttu Kohl fressen!"

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Helmut Kohl maybe?
"Wittu Bundeskanzler wer'n?
Muttu Kohl fressen!"
Hey I've heard of him!
Chancellor of Germany
From the CDU

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Originally posted by Ironstar
Hey I've heard of him!
Chancellor of Germany
From the CDU
Can he ride a bike?
Or can he cartwheel on skates?
Does he wear a hat?

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I've made a mistake
oh no the paint is dry now
mountains become sea.

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All chess pieces
Killing me softly
It`s time for harakiri.

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My knights are traitors
my bishops suicidal
my queen a floozy

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I hate you all
I`m taking my rifle
And shooting myself

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Originally posted by Korch
I hate you all
I`m taking my rifle
And shooting myself
Not a nice haiku.
Bad theme, wrong syllable count:
Just watch how we do.

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Not a nice haiku.
Bad theme, wrong syllable count:
Just watch how we do.
Yes folks must not leap
before they look at the rules
haiku is simple.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
Yes folks must not leap
before they look at the rules
haiku is simple.
Simple and pretty.
Very short, yet so telling...
Haiku is simple.