the actions you’ve taken are remarkable
thinking individuals think think think yer a hero
other thinking individuals think yer a zero
whole flocking flocks flock to follow
subversive seditionists selectively seduce yer savvy
yet a third group wants yer groupon
even as the groupon gropes greedily
you are hailed by the ones
you are nailed by the other ones
from zero to hero and back again
as the court intervened, the bank retains yer money
and yer family feebly fails to feed the few favorites
all is not lost
not at all
hero hailed
zero nailed
no hobbits were hurt harmed or hacked