Woody: My father called him a "silly looking little creep" but he always made me smile. 🙂
"I can't get with any organization that would have someone like me for a member"
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, terminal cases, blind people, crippled. I don't know how they get through life. It's amazing to me. And the miserable is everyone else. So, you should be thankful that you're miserable"
“I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.”
“Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.”
Girlfriend: No Alvy, sex without love is an empty experience.
Alvy: "Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best!"
“Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.”
“In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.”
“If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.”
“In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.”
“I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics.”
“But it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!”
@mchill saidNo.2 is Groucho.
Woody: My father called him a "silly looking little creep" but he always made me smile. 🙂
"I can't get with any organization that would have someone like me for a member"
“I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That's the two categories. The horrible are like, terminal cases, ...[text shortened]... ut it was I, yes I, who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!”