I have a one piece dragon costume with a tail but my face is exposed so I can scare all of the kids with my drunken raving and profanity.
It is so comfortable it is like a full body robe that you can sleep in and I'm sure I will pass out with it on.
I have decided I will not give out candy but I will give them handfuls of rice and explain to them that they are lucky to have a handful of rice because the socialist ideals they think they love will only get them a handful rice and that is considered a good meal under socialist regimes.
@contenchesssaid I have a one piece dragon costume with a tail but my face is exposed so I can scare all of the kids with my drunken raving and profanity.
It is so comfortable it is like a full body robe that you can sleep in and I'm sure I will pass out with it on.
I have decided I will not give out candy but I will give them handfuls of rice and explain to them that they are luck ...[text shortened]... a handful rice and that is considered a good meal under socialist regimes.
Are you dressing up?
"I'm going to put on something homemade and do a tuck dance in front of the mirror, you know just a normal day."- Buffalo Bill
@contenchesssaid I have a one piece dragon costume with a tail but my face is exposed so I can scare all of the kids with my drunken raving and profanity.
It is so comfortable it is like a full body robe that you can sleep in and I'm sure I will pass out with it on.
I have decided I will not give out candy but I will give them handfuls of rice and explain to them that they are luck ...[text shortened]... a handful rice and that is considered a good meal under socialist regimes.
@contenchesssaid I have a one piece dragon costume with a tail but my face is exposed so I can scare all of the kids with my drunken raving and profanity. It is so comfortable it is like a full body robe that you can sleep in and I'm sure I will pass out with it on.I have decided I will not give out candy but I will give them handfuls of rice and explain to them that they are lucky to hav ...[text shortened]... y love will only get them a handful rice and that is considered a good meal under socialist regimes.
@divegeestersaid All the best with you next spell in custody.
I'm always the Chess Champion.
I announce it on day one in every facility and I always take the title. My flagrant confidence angers them but they also respect the show.
Especially African Americans 🤔
If I had to guess I have about an 80% win rate.
It's taken seriously just like poker or basketball or whatever.
At least I have that. What would you have?
Hypothetical question if you ever ended up there.
So is it possible for a 40 year old man to get taller?
I bought my costume 2 years ago and it fit fine.
Now I'm 42 and it's too short for me.
I wash in cold water and hang to dry outside so it didn't shrink because of hot water or a dryer 🤔
I'll squeeze into it I guess...just need more beer first.
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