Hey, it's Halloween!!! The best time of year, by far. Why? Because ladies feel free to wear body paint and nothing else in the nippy weather...I never get lost at Halloween, either - if I ever need to find north, I just look around at chest level.
So what's your favourite costume? What are you wearing this year? I'm going to duct tape a cucumber to my thigh and go as a less well-endowed man. 😵
Originally posted by PBE6I once went as William Wallace and stole the show.
Hey, it's Halloween!!! The best time of year, by far. Why? Because ladies feel free to wear body paint and nothing else in the nippy weather...I never get lost at Halloween, either - if I ever need to find north, I just look around at chest level.
So what's your favourite costume? What are you wearing this year? I'm going to duct tape a cucumber to my thigh and go as a less well-endowed man. 😵
Until I passed out with my kilt around my tits.
Everybody denies, to this day, that embarrassing photos were taken...but I suspect differently.
Originally posted by shavixmirI once was a Hefty bag stuffed with newspaper, or a "raisin" per my mother. 🙄
I once went as William Wallace and stole the show.
Until I passed out with my kilt around my tits.
Everybody denies, to this day, that embarrassing photos were taken...but I suspect differently.
Originally posted by geniusI saw a guy dressed as a priest a few years ago with a child-sized dummy sewn to the front of his pants legs, such that it looked as if the child was on its knees in front of him, rendering a service.
one of my flat mates last year got a kiddies batman costume, put it on his leg and filled it with polly bags so it looked like he had a minature batman on his leg.
he then went everywhere flailing said leg.
he was robin, batman's "side-kick".
Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
Originally posted by blakbuzzrdMy sister's ex-boyfriend did that one too. Notice the "ex-".
I saw a guy dressed as a priest a few years ago with a child-sized dummy sewn to the front of his pants legs, such that it looked as if the child was on its knees in front of him, rendering a service.
Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
Originally posted by blakbuzzrdMy friend did a similar thing a couple years ago except he didn't use a dummy. He simply had a pair of shoes and some mini-overalls under his habits (is that the right word?). Pretty funny. We went to value village and picked out the pants and shoes together. It was a creepy experience to say the least.
I saw a guy dressed as a priest a few years ago with a child-sized dummy sewn to the front of his pants legs, such that it looked as if the child was on its knees in front of him, rendering a service.
Simultaneously horrifying and hilarious.
EDIT - Here's the result: http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/7732/64217147llv5.jpg
Several years back I took a sheet to cut out the ghost eyes and be a ghost... well, I didn't think it through all the say and you could see my legs from the knees down because it was a single size sheet.
I spent the evening purched on the arm of a couch near the keg so my legs wouldn't show. Sunglasses finished off "The Look".
P-
Originally posted by PhlabibitAbout as clever as a raisin.
Several years back I took a sheet to cut out the ghost eyes and be a ghost... well, I didn't think it through all the say and you could see my legs from the knees down because it was a single size sheet.
I spent the evening purched on the arm of a couch near the keg so my legs wouldn't show. Sunglasses finished off "The Look".
P-
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