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Originally posted by Seitse
hehe 😛
Bet you like the old expression about the size. 😛

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Originally posted by stocken
Bet you like me despite my size. 😛
yeah sure 😉

[this post change is addictive!]

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Originally posted by Seitse
yeah sure I'd like hazelnuts cramped up my behind while my wife play with you 😉
Maan. I'm sorry. I just can't do that to you. Here. Use this wedding ring. 🙂

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Originally posted by Seitse
In a few minutes I'm presenting a paper in a room full of arrogant poli sci scholars. As a token of my despise for their kind, I got utterly wasted last night. Now I have a hangover and I'm on my way to the paper presentation. I feel bad, really bad but, surprisingly, I cannot stop laughing at myself for this lousy technique 🙂

I'm not saying I am better d ...[text shortened]... l keep giggling.

Please feel free to share what you are good at while having a hangover 😛
I was doing a PhD presentation but got myself into a miserable state.

I had thrown up that morning so much that I couldn't speak. I tried to eat breakfast in a greasy spoon but splattered a soft fried egg all over my shirt. My hair, which was quite lengthy at the time, had somehow managed to spike itself.

But the piece de resistance was that I fell asleep at a party the previous night and got one of my eyebrows shaved off.

I wasn't offered a PhD scholarship with that university.

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Originally posted by demonseed
I wasn't offered a PhD scholarship with that university.
Those arrogant pric*s!! 😠

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Originally posted by Seitse
Those arrogant pric*s!! 😠
It's okay.

I got drunk that night again and pissed through their letter box.

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Originally posted by demonseed
It's okay.

I got drunk that night again and pissed through their letter box.
classy! 😵

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Originally posted by stocken
Maan. I'm sorry. I just can't use this anal bead anymore. 🙂
No problem, mate, I understand 🙁

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Originally posted by Seitse
In a few minutes I'm presenting a paper in a room full of arrogant poli sci scholars. As a token of my despise for their kind, I got utterly wasted last night. Now I have a hangover and I'm on my way to the paper presentation. I feel bad, really bad but, surprisingly, I cannot stop laughing at myself for this lousy technique 🙂

I'm not saying I am better d ...[text shortened]... l keep giggling.

Please feel free to share what you are good at while having a hangover 😛
Break ups. Always break up with a chic when you're hung over. You have zero tollerance for all their emo crap, and just want to cut to the chase so you can get some breakfast and coffee. (I think my record's about 45 seconds. I owe it all to the previous night's booze.)