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Originally posted by ark13
Don't give me any ideas. I'll start singing unless you admit that you like my hair. 😛
It's your parents who'll suffer, not me.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
All we need is Love
All we need is Love
All we need is Love
Sweat Love
Love is all we need 🙂

All we are saying is give peace a chance.
All we are saying is give peace a chance. 🙂


Bang Bang Maxwells silver hammer came down upon her head.
Bang Bang Maxwells silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :'(:'(:'(:'(
Not that I'm a truly sick human being, but of the three of those Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my favorite.😲

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Originally posted by Palynka
Please don't start singing Kumbaya. Please. Don't.
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying, lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's praying, lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, lord, kumbaya
Someone's praying, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

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Originally posted by ark13
Don't give me any ideas. I'll start singing unless you admit that you like my hair. 😛
I love your hair about as much as I love brillo pads.🙂

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Originally posted by Palynka
It's your parents who'll suffer, not me.
I'll post the lyrics.

And believe me, they suffer plenty.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Not that I'm a truly sick human being, but of the three of those Maxwell's Silver Hammer is my favorite.😲
I know, I was thinking the same thing when I wrote it. I don't understand me at times.




Edit: I meant to say plagiarized it.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'll post the lyrics.

And believe me, they suffer plenty.
Will you post them with 9'' nails?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
I love your hair about as much as I love brillo pads.🙂
I'll take it as a compliment since we're in the happy thread. 🙂

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Kumbaya my lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbayah

Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Someone's laughing, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya

Someone's cry ...[text shortened]... d, kumbaya
Someone's sleeping, lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
Oh lord, kumbaya
You took away my bargaining material. Thanks a lot.

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Originally posted by ark13
You took away my bargaining material. Thanks a lot.
Gerome Ragni and James Rado)

She asks me why
I'm just a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and night
Hair that's a fright
I'm hairy high and low
Don't ask me why
Don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me down to there hair
Shoulder length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

Let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home to the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself

They'll be ga ga at the go go
When they see me in my toga
My toga made of blond
Brilliantined
Biblical hair

My hair like Jesus wore it
Hallelujah I adore it
Hallelujah Mary loved her son
Why don't my mother love me?

Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it
My hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Flow it, show it
Long as God can grow it



THE COWSILLS - "Hair" lyrics

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Originally posted by ark13
You took away my bargaining material. Thanks a lot.
Ark's complaining, lord, kumbayah,
Ark's complaining, lord, kumbayah,
Ark's complaining, lord, kumbayah,
Oh lord, kumbayah.

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Originally posted by chris stephens
happiness
happiness
the greatest gift that i possess
i thank the lord that ive been blessed
with the greatest gift of happiness!
A Diddy misquoted.

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Originally posted by ark13
I'll take it as a compliment since we're in the happy thread. 🙂
Good then you can rec it since we are in the happy threads.

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Originally posted by ark13
You took away my bargaining material. Thanks a lot.
http://synergy_2.tripod.com/lyrics/michael.html

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah


The river is deep and the river is wide, hallelujah
Green pastures on the other side, hallelujah


Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah


Jordan's river is chilly and cold, hallelujah
Chills the body but not the soul, hallelujah


Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah


The river is deep and the river is wide, hallelujah
Milk and honey on the other side, hallelujah


Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah
Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah

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Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

There's nothing you can do that can't be done
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy

There's nothing you can make that can't be made
No one you can save that can't be saved
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time
It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

Love, love, love
Love, love, love
Love, love, love

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

There's nothing you can know that isn't known
Nothing you can see that isn't shown
No where you can be that isn't where you're meant to be
It's easy

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need

All you need is love
All you need is love
All you need is love, love
Love is all you need
Love is all you need
That is all you need
That is all you need
That is all you need
That is all you need