Originally posted by bbarr😀
Happy Birthday Mark. Statistically, 23 is the age where the rate of cell death outpaces the rate of cell regeneration. What this means is that in all probability you have ceased growing and have begun the inevitable decline towards death. ...[text shortened]... your remaining years are filled with light, love and laughter.
Many thanks folks. Even a line or two from my favourite Monkey (the 3-way chess was sooper despite being ganged up on).
As for the ol' nearest and dearest, well she came up trumps and made a birthday cake with a 64 square topping resplendent with chess pieces made from icing and arranged according to "an aesthetically pleasing position" that she saw in one of those "chess books left lying around".
[To set eyes upon the piece of mastery visit www.jibbo.dsl.pipex.com then scroll down. Surrounding the item of culinary genius are three pretentious prats - me on the left, the chef herself, and my best bud, all expertly snapped by the Monkey].
Go-karting was superb. There are times when I have met and perhaps even surpassed the normal standard expected of a squirrel lover - you know the sort of thing, where everything comes easily whilst others toil and flounder around you. Yesterday was not such an occasion. This go-karting virgin lacked the cornering speed, the confidence and the aggression in the slide of my fellow speedsters. I came one place behind the penultimate. Bloody good fun though, and not in the least bit bloody.
Oh, and Kirksey957 - as for your suggestion elsewhere....you're on 😀
T1000