Careful with that Easter stuff, you don't want to make any non-christians mad or anything. that'd be politically incorrect. Better just say happy religious holiday for everybody, and don't upset the followers of islam, they're soooooo sensitive.
I draw cartoons of muhammed in my spare time and pee on them.
Originally posted by darvlayI know . . . they even beat Ottawa. All because some dumb St. Louis had to score on a breakway, Toronto can't get in. I like how Aubin has turned out, I hope they keep him. Belfore is finished.
Pity about the Leafs, eh? Maybe next year, I guess.
Happy Easter to Dodger11, as well!
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Originally posted by Whats goin on ehIf Toronto's past track record is any indication you can be sure that Aubin will be gone and they pick up another Lindros. Oh you Leafs fans just don't get it do you?
I know . . . they even beat Ottawa. All because some dumb St. Louis had to score on a breakway, Toronto can't get in. I like how Aubin has turned out, I hope they keep him. Belfore is finished.
Originally posted by royalchickenI found this and thought it would fit nicely here.
Happy Day of the Living Dead, everyone.
Chicken Of The Living Dead?
Kay Martin, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, got the fright of her life a few weeks ago. According to the Auckland Sunday Star, she and a friend were chatting over a drink when they heard a chicken squawking. The bird sounded in some distress, so they went outside to investigate, thinking perhaps that it had escaped from one of the neighbors. But, there were no chickens anywhere.
Then Martin realized with horror that the sound was coming from her own kitchen - coming, in fact, from the oven, where she had put a chicken in to roast half an hour earlier.
"It was as if it was shrieking at me from its grave," she says. "It was so bizarre I just froze." As they approached the oven, the squawking reached a crescendo. They took the tray out, and as the chicken began to cool, the squawking died away.
Martin chopped the neck off and threw it in the sink. She noticed that the vocal chords were intact. "Steam was coming up the neck from the stuffing," says Martin, and this had caused the dead bird to squawk.
She has not cooked chicken since.
Lisa
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Originally posted by bambeeAbout 40 years ago my family had a parrot that got a "cold" or so my mother thought so being the Veternarian (ya) that she is she decided to give it a wee shot of wiskey and put it in the oven (on low) for just a monent in hopes of helping .She forgot about the poor thing and.....well you can guess the rest. We've never let her live that down.She hasn't had a pet since....wicked woman. LOL
I found this and thought it would fit nicely here.
Chicken Of The Living Dead?
Kay Martin, a secretary to a New Zealand MP, got the fright of her life a few weeks ago. According to the Auckland Sunday Star, she and a friend were chatting over a drink when they heard a chicken squawking. The bird sounded in some distress, so they went outside to investiga ...[text shortened]... d this had caused the dead bird to squawk.
She has not cooked chicken since.
Lisa
Originally posted by Great Big Steeslol, that is so awful. She must have felt terrible!!
About 40 years ago my family had a parrot that got a "cold" or so my mother thought so being the Veternarian (ya) that she is she decided to give it a wee shot of wiskey and put it in the oven (on low) for just a monent in hopes of helping .She forgot about the poor thing and.....well you can guess the rest. We've never let her live that down.She hasn't had a pet since....wicked woman. LOL