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has anyone ever held a chimpanzee?

has anyone ever held a chimpanzee?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
i just want to know what it feels like.
Wait until you have a son.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Wait until you have a son.
ouch.... but funny

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No, but I've poked a squirrel 😉

Why are you asking anyway, gonna get a chance to hold one?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
nice! 🙂

to be honest i was worried about the biting and fleas though.
I'd worry about the biting more than the fleas . I talked to a worker at a zoo who had one of them bite a finger clean off .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I'd worry about the biting more than the fleas . I talked to a worker at a zoo who had one of them bite a finger clean off .
That's my boy!!!!

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
i just want to know what it feels like.
So did Michael Jackson!

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Originally posted by invigorate
So did Michael Jackson!
And that's a Bubble bath of a different colour...

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
ouch. but they look so nice. and all that tea they drink, you'd think that would have a calming effect?

which finger did he lose?
The "bad finger" , right at the major knuckle/attachment to the hand . It was quite messed up as the ape bit through the center on the joint . The infection afterward was quite a b1tch too .

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I have held a chimpanzee. A young one. The difference between holding a chimp and a child is that the chimp feels loose--the long arms--and hairy of course.

Supposedly an adult chimp has the same intelligence as a 5-year-old child, but I've seen adults whom a 5-year-old would put to shame, so these comparisons are worthless, really, aren't they?

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i've caught a cayman croc before and hand fed a tiger

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Originally posted by LauraMarsz
i've caught a cayman croc before and hand fed a tiger
so which hand you typing with now?

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