Originally posted by Grampy BobbyI would have voted for this in the prose competition.
Not even to mention that the friendlest light in their homes comes on when they crawl out of bed, stumble to the sheit house and then, after a session reading another chapter on the toothpaste tube again for the first time, beeline to the kitchen to open the refrigerator to rummage for something fit for human consumption, like slumgullion of the last s ...[text shortened]... hands and putting their calloused thumbs together in approval for all to see and weep.
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Originally posted by mikelom
[b] after a session reading another chapter on the toothpaste tube again for the first time
How does one do something again for the first time?
Is that like reading RHP posts of the same drivel, from the same person?
Is it the same as the same chapter, but again in a different format?
You lost me on those words. 😳
-m. 😉[/b]
Life Downhill Awesome! God Bless you one and all.
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Originally posted by Phlabibit"Not even to mention that the friendlest light in their homes comes on when they crawl out of bed, stumble to the sheit house and then, after a session reading another chapter on the toothpaste tube again for the first time, beeline to the kitchen to open the refrigerator to rummage for something fit for human consumption, like slumgullion or the last slice of green baloney to fry with a few rotting almost still born quail eggs. Then click on RHP to check their folder of Personal Messages before taking a royal dump in the General Forum (with only 3 edits) and a self satisfaction burp which resonates throughout the house, waking the mice and rattling the nearest windows, before trotting back to the sack for another cloud of ripe flatulence and a pat on the back before drifting off to sleep... perchance to dream a familiar dream about 'What a good boy I am' and a crowd of appreciative followers shouting 'Hooray', clapping their hands and putting their calloused thumbs together in approval for all to see and weep." >
I would have voted for this in the prose competition.
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"I would have voted for this in the prose competition." -Phlabibit
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Overwhelmed.
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Originally posted by SuzianneI wanted to respond to that post today saying "foreshadowing is one of my favorite literary components."
It appears the diary threads have been removed.
I called it, but unfortunately it was in one of the threads that got removed. 🙁
As you can well guess I couldn't find the post and forgot who'd said it. Well played Suez.
Originally posted by PhlabibitPosting in a different diary thread, I commented on Suzianne's insightful prediction. Obviously, that thread has been erased as well.
I wanted to respond to that post today saying "foreshadowing is one of my favorite literary components."
As you can well guess I couldn't find the post and forgot who'd said it. Well played Suez.