Have you ever asked a child a question too many times?
A three-year-old boy had a lot of problems with potty training and his mother was on him constantly.
One day they stopped at MacDonalds for a quick lunch, in between errands. While enjoying her burger, she smelled something funny, so she checked her seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean.
Then she realized that her son had not asked to go potty in a while.
She asked him if he needed to go, and he said "No".
She kept thinking "Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clean clothes with me."
Then she said, "Son, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?"
“No," he replied, almost indignantly.
She just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, she asked one more time, "son, did you have an accident?" This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled
"SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death on their burgers laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.
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A woman walked into a hair salon with her husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and blow job?" She turned around and walked back out and never went back. Her husband didn't say a word... He knew better.
