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Originally posted by rookie54
(for the sweet sensitivities of the elderly and demented)

are you comfortable???

you did [b]what???

stop yer fidgeting...

where iz waldo???

grampy called them???

what's that smell???

it'z YOUR turn...

dear heavenly father...

bite me, you olde fart, report me, scratch my balls and then lick em...[/b]
One of your best ever. "... where iz waldo???" Wow! Brings to mind one aged cripple, doing her best to tool around that hospital/nursing home's six halls in a motorized wheelchair with a pitiful, worn out waldo clutched to her sunken chest in her free left hand. Thanks much for evoking these not so totally unpleasant memories of my sixteen month incarceration in that blessed Alabama jail (as my focus faltered and chess skills went to hell). I'm no longer paralyzed but my chess prowess, such as it ever was, still struggles to climb out of the circumstantial hole that critical medical episode caused....

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
That's my arse.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of your best ever. "... where iz waldo???" Wow! Brings to mind one aged cripple, doing her best to tool around that hospital/nursing home's six halls in a motorized wheelchair with a pitiful, worn out waldo clutched to her sunken chest in her free left hand. Thanks much for evoking these not so totally unpleasant memories of my sixteen month incarc ...[text shortened]... l struggles to climb out of the circumstantial hole that critical medical episode caused....
Cue the violins...

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
One of your best ever. "... where iz waldo???" Wow! Brings to mind one aged cripple, doing her best to tool around that hospital/nursing home's six halls in a motorized wheelchair with a pitiful, worn out waldo clutched to her sunken chest in her free left hand. Thanks much for evoking these not so totally unpleasant memories of my sixteen month incarc ...[text shortened]... l struggles to climb out of the circumstantial hole that critical medical episode caused....
"as my focus faltered"

are you sure this ever happened???
anti-psychotics can be ever so powerful...

i remember this doddering old woman,
her one friend wuz this raggedy doll...
or wuz she clint, or maybe arnold???
i just KNOW she wuz sixteen feet tall...

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Originally posted by rookie54

"as my focus faltered"

are you sure this ever happened???
anti-psychotics can be ever so powerful...

i remember this doddering old woman,
her one friend wuz this raggedy doll...
or wuz she clint, or maybe arnold???
i just KNOW she wuz sixteen feet tall...
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Originally posted by HandyAndy

Cue the violins...n't
Isn't that phrase something an uninterested onlooker would, sarcastically, say?

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I'd say nothing to you.

I'd use my three words for the cops driving the it car.

"It was him."

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Isn't that phrase something an uninterested onlooker would, sarcastically, say?
Just calling for a little schmaltz to dramatize the self-pity.

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It's YOUR fault.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Don't say anything.

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Who are you?

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Everybody not doing something useful, now, please get out of the room.

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Everybody not doing something useful, now, please get out of the room.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You and I are handcuffed together in the back of a police car.... Using ONLY three words what would you say to me?
Note: using ONLY three words

Three per statement
Multiple statements acceptable
Germane statements preferred

Who's YOUR lawyer?

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Do NOT go left. (Light pole reference.)

Damn, broke the rules. We're okay with that, though, aren't we.