23 Jan 04
Originally posted by PaulieApparantly NASA have received an e-mail fom Mars. It thanks them for the 2nd attempted delivery of the new domestic appliance, but explains that, once again, it has been sent with no operating instructions, so the martians cannot establish the purpose of either of these appliances.
Could it be the there is life on Mars? We (Earth) has now lost contact with 2 Martian rovers in the space of a month. Have the Martians disabled them? Are they watching us even now? Are they comming?
The e-mail continues that the martians have had no option but to switch the machines off, and are now unable to switch them back on. If we could forward operating instructions to them, they'll try and get them switched back on and work out what they are for.
While they're grateful for our consideration, they also point out that, as they didn't order either appliance, they'll not be paying for them. If we want them back we'll have to go and collect them.
23 Jan 04
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Could it be the there is life on Mars? We (Earth) has now lost contact with 2 Martian rovers in the space of a month. Have the Martians disabled them? Are they watching us even now? Are they comming?If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity."
Look what im trying to say is "you are dull" there aint aliens that intelligent on mars other wise we would have gone long ago there might be bacterial life but no higher evolved life forms.
23 Jan 04
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Apparantly NASA have received an e-mail fom Mars. It thanks them for the 2nd attempted delivery of the new domestic appliance, but explains that, once again, it has been sent with no operating instructions, so the martians cannot establish the purpose of either of these appliance ...[text shortened]... ying for them. If we want them back we'll have to go and collect themNo i think they wanted Postal charges for the interstellar post office that they use on jupiter for the return of the probes and they demanded that we stopped trying to send them presents(I think they heard about the trojan horse thing).🙂
23 Jan 04
Originally posted by RyanJamesHey, get a sense of humor 😠You`re obviously so far up your own @$$ that you haven`t got one. 😕
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and consc ...[text shortened]... wise we would have gone long ago there might be bacterial life but no higher evolved life forms.
23 Jan 04
Originally posted by RyanJamesHmmm. I think you are somewhat missing the point Ryan. The post was intended in an ironic tone, and the first reply continued that tone. You completely jumped off the handle without the faintest idea about what you were talking, and then tried to quote Martin Luther King to give your posting gravitas. It strikes me that your quote is actually very appropriate for someone on this thread. I'll give you a clue, it isn't paulie.
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and consc ...[text shortened]... wise we would have gone long ago there might be bacterial life but no higher evolved life forms.
23 Jan 04
I presented this same theory to my drinking buddies last night. Of course, we all agreed, that this is absolutely the reason for their malfunction. Lets see what happens to the third one. 🙂
Redmike – you must be a Martian among us, trying to convince us you do no not exist. 😉 (The 'red' part could be a clue...we are on to you)
-Russ
23 Jan 04
I thought martians were green?!
Redmike – you must be a Martian among us, trying to convince us you do no not exist. 😉 (The 'red' part could be a clue...we are on to you)
-Russ
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Though I do have to confess, I'm told I'm useless with domestic appliances.
Maybe I'm a martian and I'm not even aware of it.
23 Jan 04
Originally posted by RyanJamesLike, lighten up dude, oh gag me with a spoon...you're totally tubular surf-boy...fer sure...you're making yerself look like the ugly American a lot of these posters think we are...slamming someone is OK but NOT without a reason...the LEFT COAST is so F*%cked-up these days...California Dreamin'....NOT!! 🙄
If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. To quote Martin Luther King, Jr.: "Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and consc ...[text shortened]... wise we would have gone long ago there might be bacterial life but no higher evolved life forms.