I know people are being scanned if they're using super computers, super-super computers or crap 'n' tosses and such, but an interesting question popped in my mind whilst reading something else somewhere else...
What if people are using performance enhancing drugs to win at Chess? Smart pills or something.
Are we gonna check this as well?
What if somebody isn't a somebody but really a chess syndicate? Say Shavixmir isn't who everyone thinks he is, but is actually Peter, John, Tracy, Tracy's older brother, William and William's three cousins? All thinking together like BORG to win a match of chess?
Are we gonna check this as well?
What...right...what if my Grand dad is grand master (is that what chess-sperts are called? It sounds like something out of the Klu Klux Klan) and he's helping me play my games (in this case obviously from beyond the grave).
Is this gonna get checked too?
What if I am receiving 'beyond the grave' help? Say I start using tarot cards, Eastern meditation and seances to enhance my performance?
Are we going to check this as well????
Where is it gonna end? What's with all this checking, double checking, rules, regulations, conditioning and what-not....
IT'S ONLY A GAME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Originally posted by shavixmirHeheheh, you're funny.
I know people are being scanned if they're using super computers, super-super computers or crap 'n' tosses and such, but an interesting question popped in my mind whilst reading something else somewhere else...
What if people are using performance enhancing drugs to win at Chess? Smart pills or something.
Are we gonna check this as well?
What i ...[text shortened]... cking, rules, regulations, conditioning and what-not....
IT'S ONLY A GAME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
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Originally posted by shavixmirHmmm, good questions Shav. I've done some serious pondering on this and...
I know people are being scanned if they're using super computers, super-super computers or crap 'n' tosses and such, but an interesting question popped in my mind whilst reading something else somewhere else...
What if people are using performance enhancing drugs to win at Chess? Smart pills or something.
Are we gonna check this as well?
What i ...[text shortened]... cking, rules, regulations, conditioning and what-not....
IT'S ONLY A GAME FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!
Drugs/Smart Pills? Yes, I say we have mandatory drug testing at RHP. We must all pee in a cup and mail it to russ asap. Alcohol is ok since it's been proven in extensive tests to be a "de-enhancer". Viagra has also been banned. But that's a whole other issue.
Somebody's not who they say they are? Nope, no group play. All banned. I believe they've also banned Schizophrenics. Technically "they" are only one person, but they may play like a group. So... they're right out.
Grandfather is a grandwizard? Yes, you can still play, but you can only use the white pieces.
Reaching beyind the grave? Perfectly fine. Any help you can receive from the deceased and or paranormal world would be minimal since they're opening theory is obviously outdated and inferior. They're also annoyingly slow movers.
I hope this has helped. Now let's all go get our I.D chips installed in our foreheads so we can begin the monitoring...
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Originally posted by wibSomebody's not who they say they are? Nope, no group play. All banned. I believe they've also banned Schizophrenics. Technically "they" are only one person, but they may play like a group. So... they're right out.
Hmmm, good questions Shav. I've done some serious pondering on this and...
Drugs/Smart Pills? Yes, I say we have mandatory drug testing at RHP. We must all pee in a cup and mail it to russ asap. Alcohol is ok since it's been proven in extensive tests to be a "de-enhancer". Viagra has also been banned. But that's a whole other issue.
Somebody' ...[text shortened]... s all go get our I.D chips installed in our foreheads so we can begin the monitoring...
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That was really funny 🙂. Rec'd.