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Have you ever met someone so perfect...

Standard memberSeitse
General 26 Feb '16 13:31
  1. Standard memberSeitse
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    26 Feb '16 13:31
    ... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
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    Standard memberNoEarthlyReason
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    26 Feb '16 13:35
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
    That's why I self-harm 😉
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    Standard memberMetacomedian
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    26 Feb '16 13:35
    Yes, and it hurted a lot. Not to mention the blood I lost.
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    26 Feb '16 13:361 edit
    Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
    That's why I self-harm 😉
    You were faster with the joke. 😞
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    Standard memberNoEarthlyReason
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    26 Feb '16 13:37
    Originally posted by Metacomedian
    You were faster with the joke.
    It's not easy being perfect.
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    Standard memberMetacomedian
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    26 Feb '16 13:38
    Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
    It's not easy being perfect.
    I may or may not want to hurt you.
  7. Subscribermoonbus
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    26 Feb '16 15:39
    For those who might need this service:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35585087
  8. Standard memberSeitse
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    26 Feb '16 20:26
    Originally posted by moonbus
    For those who might need this service:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-35585087
    I can be your fake boyfriend for free.
  9. SubscriberDrewnogal
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    26 Feb '16 21:28

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  10. Subscriberjosephw
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    26 Feb '16 23:01
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
    Every chance I get.
  11. SubscriberJS357
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    26 Feb '16 23:13
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I can be your fake boyfriend for free.
    No you can't, you'll have to pay me.
  12. Standard memberSeitse
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    26 Feb '16 23:40
    Originally posted by JS357
    No you can't, you'll have to pay me.
    I've always wanted a pimp! 🙂
  13. Subscriberjosephw
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    27 Feb '16 02:10
    Originally posted by Seitse
    I've [b]always wanted a pimp! 🙂[/b]
    You want to be pimped? 😉
  14. SubscriberSuzianne
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    27 Feb '16 07:09
    Originally posted by Seitse
    ... that you feel the urge to hurt them?
    No.
  15. Subscriberdivegeester
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    27 Feb '16 07:37
    Originally posted by josephw
    Every chance I get.
    Try picking a Bible verse which talks about something nasty and post it at them.
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