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well, i never...
caused a head,
from its body to sever...

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never ever
wouldn't couldn't
suppose one shouldn't

best to keep one's head

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Originally posted by rookie54
well, i never...
caused a head,
from its body to sever...
do you talk
only about humans
or about all that have soul?

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Originally posted by rookie54
well, i never...
caused a head,
from its body to sever...
i like this one

but

don't know

why

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Have you ever got your hole?
Have you ever got your hole?
Have you ever got your whole weeks wages?

Did you ever get it in?
Did you ever get it in?
Did you ever get it inside out?

Have you ever got it up?
Have you ever got it up?
Have you ever got it upside down?

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Didja' ever get one of them days, boys
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right from mornin' till night
Didja' ever get one of them days

Ya get up in the morning and turn the shower on
You're gettin' pneumonia, the hot water is gone
Freezin' sneezin'
You wanna dry your back
Didja' ever get one of them days
When there's no towel on the rack

Didja' ever get one of them girls, boys
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who's awful nice but cold as ice
Didja' ever get one of them girls

You're at a drive-in movie
With a cute brunette
A countin' on the kisses that you figure to get
Closer, closer, then she hollers whoa!
Didja' ever get one of them girls
Who just wants to watch the show

Didja' ever get one of them days, boys
Didja' ever get one of them days
When nothin' is right from mornin' to night
Didja' ever get one of them days

You're on a Sunday picnic and then it starts to pour
You run through poison ivy, scratch until you're sore
Ants come dancin', carry off the bread
Didja' ever get one of them days
When you should a-stayed in bed

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Been mellow?



Hasn't everyone, at least once?

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have you ever gone into a sandwich shoppe, expecting just pulled pork on a sesame bun,
but the burning hot honey sauce dripping from the steaming meat uncontrollably rolled yer eyes back in yer head???
carlos ROCKS...

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Originally posted by rookie54
have you ever gone into a sandwich shoppe, expecting just pulled pork on a sesame bun,
but the burning hot honey sauce dripping from the steaming meat uncontrollably rolled yer eyes back in yer head???
carlos ROCKS...
... one of my favorites

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/pulled-pork-barbecue-recipe/index.html

Ever make them at home?