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said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
No. Too many words. Even just the "L" word triggered dry retching and kind of bubbles of stomach juice welling up and cancelling out the sounds from the larynx.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
No. Umpires have no sense of humor.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
No. Umpires have no sense of humor.
LOL...Now that was funny!!!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
Thumbs Up.

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-Removed-
The first stage in the quest for "the pot of gold" at the end of a rainbow.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
Are you 12?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Are you 12?
Not any more, why?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Not any more, why?
Why would you lie in order to go beyond 1st base?

You just pay the provider and you can home run for as long
as the time covered hasn't expired.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Why would you lie in order to go beyond 1st base?

You just pay the provider and you can home run for as long
as the time covered hasn't expired.
If you're a pauper?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
I don't get the "too" bit. No one I ever tried to get past 1st base with said "I love you" to me first.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If you're a pauper?
Dude, in some categories half a bottle of cheap rum will do.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
said, "I love you too", just to get past 1st base?
Yes, i have done that.

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Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Yes, i have done that.
An honest person. 🙂

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