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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
"Whale" blow me down matey.

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Just listen to the Japanese ambassador "whaling" in horror.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Just listen to the Japanese ambassador "whaling" in horror.
They problably will thank them for all that whale blubber...
"Ah, Sirry European, just gave us 2 million yen in blubber alone"

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/4631396.stm
everyone at work was going "blimey! who'd have thought! a whale in the thames! coo! stap me vitals!" etc. etc.
now, at the risk of sounding facetious, where else are you going to find a whale if not in the water? taking a ride on the london eye?

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My dad and sister went out on the Thames in their inflatable canoe today and were on the TV as they were getting the whale out and from about and hour before. So if you saw some idiot waving a paddle in the air from a bright yellow inflatable canoe, that was my dad waving to me while I spoke to him on the phone 😳

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
My dad and sister went out on the Thames in their inflatable canoe today and were on the TV as they were getting the whale out and from about and hour before. So if you saw some idiot waving a paddle in the air from a bright yellow inflatable canoe, that was my dad waving to me while I spoke to him on the phone 😳
That's no whale! That's Freddie's sister.

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Originally posted by darvlay
That's no whale! That's Freddie's sister.
Freddie has a sister?

Hell yeah...life's lookin' up again!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Freddie has a sister?

Hell yeah...life's lookin' up again!
Even if she looks like a whale? Darv isn't far off 😉

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Even if she looks like a whale? Darv isn't far off 😉
I've always said that if she fits in a canoe, that's small enough for me.

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Originally posted by GeraldM
I've always said that if she fits in a canoe, that's small enough for me.
Is that a canoe in your pocket..or are you just pleased to see her?

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Even if she looks like a whale? Darv isn't far off 😉
Can you get her to join the scheme to jump the planet out of orbit?!
We could put her on the other side to counter-balance in case we all jump to hard!

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
Even if she looks like a whale? Darv isn't far off 😉
I've not had sex for so long, I'd shag your sister even if she was a dead whale....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've not had sex for so long, I'd shag your sister even if she was a dead whale....
...And 12?

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
...And 12?
Is that 12 years old or 12 stone?