Welcome to all visitors. Regrets in advance for the poor jokes, if any. (I don't have any prepared at the moment.)
We try to keep the prices low despite tariffs and economic vampirism or whatever.
Oh! I should mention that chupacabras are not capybaras -- a very important distinction! Although ours do wander around and might nuzzle your legs, please don't pet them, look them in the eye, or otherwise engage with them. I hope you will understand about the absolute indemnification clause that we require you to sign upon entry.
However, please rest assured that unlike so many of our competitors in the area, we are not secretly some kind of organ-harvesting operation.
TBH, after rental and permit costs, I didn't have much left over for decor -- but at this stage of life I'm not sure I'd want to impose some kind of haphazard decor-sense on others, and might rather crowd-source and invite some decor suggestions (from paying and surviving customers, of course).
@Arkturos saidonce upon a time
Regrets in advance for the poor jokes, if any. (I don't have any prepared at the moment.)
i ran the chaos cafe
i, too, had no jokes prepared
*shrug* what can i say
the town's alumni poured in
requesting joke after joke after joke
i gave each one a buttered scone
and a laughing wet willie poke
outraged they were!
and rightfully so
i was run outta town onna rail
coated with my own scone dough
@Ponderable saidThank you, Pondy. I like your idea.
Hello, are we on the top of the Großer rabenberg (czeck: Havran), decoration is superfluous, because we can see a lot. Thank you
Now I'm thinking we should just keep the chupacabra habitat at the base of the tower, as a kind of moat.
@Earl-of-Trumps saidEr um, until my finances improve, this might really be more of an observation deck and hangout place.
greetings to y'all. This pub has a good feel to it.
I can't wait to see the menu
Meanwhile, I'm trying to negotiate a dimensional portal between ChongQing and the cafe, which admittedly might still involve a lot of stairs and escalators -- but if that works out, we might be able to offer some very spicy food at a reasonable price.
Meanwhile I have a can of Trung Nguyen coffee, a reasonably purified source of water, and a microwave oven.
Please bring your own cup for now.
@Earl-of-Trumps saidDear Sir, for the very first order in this admittedly dodgy cafe, I'd like to make a distinctive and memorable impression; therefore, thank you so very much for kicking things off, even if it turns out that I lack the gusto and endurance (let alone interest) to keep this going on.
@Arkturos
Like, wow! Ok, make it a beer 🙂
By means I'd rather not discuss, I have somehow acquired a collapsible top-hat in pristine condition. The previous owner assured me that nary a pigeon nor a rabbit nor any other squalid animal had ever tainted the top-hat's innards -- an assertion that was confirmed by UV and DNA scans shortly after his unfortunate demise.
And sure, it's 2025 and summer in NorthAm, so I'm wearing a T-shirt and cargo shorts and sandals -- and a top-hat is therefore incongruent with my apparel; however, after showing the flattened hat all around, I snap it open and produce for you a nicely chilled Sam Addams or whatever brew you would like -- on the house, of course.
🙂