He / She who Dares!

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My real name is Andy. Seriously.

Originally posted by apathist
Anyone who feels the need to steal my id is in worse shape than I am.

ID stealing is not the isssue; the concern is the small number of slavering retards who come here when their meds have worn off and the nurse isn't looking.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
My real name is Andy. Seriously.

Nice to make your aquaintance Mr/Mrs/Ms. Seriously.
I'm "Great Big" Steve. Seriously. Hey we may be related eh?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Nice to make your aquaintance Mr/Mrs/Ms. Seriously.
I'm "Great Big" Steve. Seriously. Hey we may be related eh?

Are you the son I lost track of?

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Are you the son I lost track of?

If you're wealthy then yes it's me dad.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If you're wealthy then yes it's me dad.

Okay, what's the secret password?

so i give you my name,
and you conjure a vision...
no matter my handle,
here comes the derision...

Thaddeus Poindexter Erassmus III

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I picture you with orange skin and frothy hair then. 😕

You must shop often, then. Nevertheless, good call. You are quite perceptive.

I've always pictured you as a pita bread sandwich, filled with shaved leg of lamb and covered with yogurt-covered cucumber niblets; dancing wildly and singing alongside the likes of Run DMC or LL Cool J.

Am I close?

Originally posted by sumydid
You must shop often, then. Nevertheless, good call. You are quite perceptive.

I've always pictured you as a pita bread sandwich, filled with shaved leg of lamb and covered with yogurt-covered cucumber niblets; dancing wildly and singing alongside the likes of Run DMC or LL Cool J.

Am I close?

I can live with that. I've been called much worse. 🙂

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I can live with that. I've been called much worse. 🙂

I was once called a Sbarro, but I never understood what it mean, so I moved on.

Originally posted by sumydid
I was once called a Sbarro, but I never understood what it mean, so I moved on.

for seeing "Sbarro" look here:

http://autopixx.de/autobilder/suche-sbarro.html

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Okay, what's the secret password?

Too easy dad. It's Rumpelstiltskin.

Originally posted by Ponderable
for seeing "Sbarro" look here:

http://autopixx.de/autobilder/suche-sbarro.html

Wow, what a gallery of automobiles!!! Incredible!

And, in typical American fashion, we took the great Sbarro name and affixed it atop a kiosk, filled with zit-faced kids, serving 3-day-old pizza slices from under a heat lamp; their shiny crusts rejuvenated by brushed-on, copious coatings of used deep fryer grease. In fact, I can't think of anything that better symbolizes America's depravity and incontinence than the food court inside a shopping mall.

Originally posted by sumydid
Wow, what a gallery of automobiles!!! Incredible!

And, in typical American fashion, we took the great Sbarro name and affixed it atop a kiosk, filled with zit-faced kids, serving 3-day-old pizza slices from under a heat lamp; their shiny crusts rejuvenated by brushed-on, copious coatings of used deep fryer grease. In fact, I can't think of anything[/ ...[text shortened]... ymbolizes America's depravity and incontinence than the food court inside a shopping mall.

Ironically it's about the only place to get a good giant soft pretzel in America. 😕