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Headaches are caused by birds using pieces of your hair to build their nests.

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I knew the voices in my head were rather chirpy.

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Extreme Romance?

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muck (mk)
n.
1. A moist sticky mixture, especially of mud and filth.
2. Moist farmyard dung; manure.
3. Dark fertile soil containing decaying vegetable matter.


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Do you mean Cleveland Steamer pics uploaded by some jerk without the permission of his missus?

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Could we involve some elaborated pun about My Chemical Romance provided that the party producing the Steamer has consumed high amounts of McDonald's burgers previously to the event?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Extreme Romance?
you've never been in real love if it didn't involve shotguns, knives and stalking. anything less and it was just a crush.

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Originally posted by wormwood
you've never been in real love if it didn't involve shotguns, knives and stalking.
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Damn! :'(

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Originally posted by Seitse
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Damn! :'(
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it's really pretty funny when you think about it, the passionate romantic love. because if it really was the burning furnace of maddening desire it's always described as, the logical conclusion would be a messy murder spree ending in double suicide.

same thing with the concept of there being 'the one meant for you', which should logically transcend all obstacles, or it wouldn't be 'the one'. pedophilia, bestiality, necrophilia, you name it, it would all be 'okay' because she/he/it 'is the one'.

not to mention the religious love, which also has a history of murders, mass suicides, wars and torture at a massive scale.


real love is scary. it makes my head hurt. I prefer the ordinary kind, with couches, chips, doing dishes and watching telly.

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Originally posted by wormwood
🙂

it's really pretty funny when you think about it, the passionate romantic love. because if it really was the burning furnace of maddening desire it's always described as, the logical conclusion would be a messy murder spree ending in double suicide.

same thing with the concept of there being 'the one meant for you', which should logically transcend ...[text shortened]... rt. I prefer the ordinary kind, with couches, chips, doing dishes and watching telly.
I've always kept in my mind one thing you said somewhere, time ago... I don't remember well, lulz, but the idea was that you preferred to keep life at its utmost simplicity.

It made me think that issues like drugs, or having a mistress, or procreating... just make life complicated, regardless of its state as morally good or bad.

It smells like common sense, I guess.

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On a side note, I'm too lazy for messy, vibrant, and passionate love. There was a time, though, when I was young... uhu, uhu.

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Originally posted by Seitse
I've always kept in my mind one thing you said somewhere, time ago... I don't remember well, lulz, but the idea was that you preferred to keep life at its utmost simplicity.

It made me think that issues like drugs, or having a mistress, or procreating... just make life complicated, regardless of its state as morally good or bad.

It smells like common se ...[text shortened]... messy, vibrant, and passionate love. There was a time, though, when I was young... uhu, uhu.
yeah, simplify, simplify, simplify! 🙂

of course, that kind of a 'revelation' comes naturally after living a youth of complicate, complicate, complicate. when we were twenty, that was fine. but as we get middleaged, yeah, the simple approach seems more and more desirable. 🙂

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Originally posted by wormwood
yeah, simplify, simplify, simplify! 🙂

of course, that kind of a 'revelation' comes naturally after living a youth of complicate, complicate, complicate. when we were twenty, that was fine. but as we get middleaged, yeah, the simple approach seems more and more desirable. 🙂
so what's the solution when you 'get the urge' but want to keep things as simple as possible? hookers? bishop polishing?

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Originally posted by Blackamp
so what's the solution when you 'get the urge' but want to keep things as simple as possible? hookers? bishop polishing?
being with women is not the problem. being with crazy women sometimes is, but not necessarily. but when you're with a crazy woman, and have a couple of others on the side, and do a lot of drugs, you're definitely looking for every complication you get.

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