Headline of the day....

"Father jailed for mistakenly sending his toddler to nursery with bag of drugs and knives instead of packed lunch".

Your turn.

19 remain dead In shooting spree

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
19 remain dead In shooting spree

"WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO FROG"

What are you people reading? News of the World?

Originally posted by Seitse
What are you people reading? News of the World?

No. Allo Police.

Cabbage soup diet is soup made from Cabbage.

Originally posted by redbadger
Cabbage soup diet is soup made from Cabbage.

The Bodies Found In The Cemetery Were Dead.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The Bodies Found In The Cemetery Were Dead.

problems with survivors of north Korean air crash found in mass grave.

http://www.flashq.de/headlines.htm

Hamster Found - Alive!

"Drunk man tried to have sex with postbox in middle of shopping arcade"

Could only happen in Wigan.

"Falcao scores six as Man Utd rout QPR"

Dough pours in for pizza delivery guy after 'belittling' at car business

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/15/us/car-dealership-pizza-guy/index.html

Internet people are awesome.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Dough pours in for pizza delivery guy after 'belittling' at car business

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/15/us/car-dealership-pizza-guy/index.html

Internet people are awesome.

David Cameron is a Twat.