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13 Aug 06 09:49

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

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13 Aug 06 09:49

The food additive pectin is extremely dangerous to females who are not pregnant.

Upon eating it the pectin will pass through your digestive system and then after being expelled from your body the female will be ex-pectin.

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Bobski

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13 Aug 06 10:16

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The food additive pectin is extremely dangerous to females who are not pregnant.

Upon eating it the pectin will pass through your digestive system and then after being expelled from your body the female will be ex-pectin.

Ya kiddin....

Right kids! 😛

Nordlys

The sky

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13 Aug 06 10:18

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The food additive pectin is extremely dangerous to females who are not pregnant.

Upon eating it the pectin will pass through your digestive system and then after being expelled from your body the female will be ex-pectin.

It's extremely dangerous to males, not to females. It makes the males superfluous.

Edit: Is it your bad-pun-day today?

Pawnokeyhole

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Right behind you...

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13 Aug 06 10:58

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's extremely dangerous to males, not to females. It makes the males superfluous.

Edit: Is it your bad-pun-day today?

It'll be pundemonium in here!

Aiko

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13 Aug 06 11:09

Originally posted by Pawnokeyhole
It'll be pundemonium in here!

And that on a punday afternoon (CET).

huckleberryhound

Devout Agnostic.

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13 Aug 06 15:41

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
The food additive pectin is extremely dangerous to females who are not pregnant.

Upon eating it the pectin will pass through your digestive system and then after being expelled from your body the female will be ex-pectin.

Now THAT was funny.

rec'd

UmbrageOfSnow

All Bark, No Bite

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13 Aug 06 15:49

Originally posted by Nordlys
It's extremely dangerous to males, not to females. It makes the males superfluous.

Edit: Is it your bad-pun-day today?

Reminds me of all the fun we used to have in the candy-asp forum before Shav deleted it. Now those were puns worthy of pundemonium.

SJ247

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13 Aug 06 15:53

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Now THAT was funny.

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No, it wasn't.

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

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13 Aug 06 15:54

Originally posted by SJ247
No, it wasn't.

Oh yes it was

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

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13 Aug 06 15:54

Originally posted by adramforall
Oh yes it was

Oh no it wasn't

Nordlys

The sky

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13 Aug 06 15:55

Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
Reminds me of all the fun we used to have in the candy-asp forum before Shav deleted it. Now those were puns worthy of pundemonium.

Wasn't that in the pun-ctuation frorum? Ah, those were the days... Nowadays, puns get punished punitively.

Nordlys

The sky

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13 Aug 06 15:56

Originally posted by adramforall
Oh no it wasn't

Stop quarrelling, you one.

adramforall

THORNINYOURSIDE

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13 Aug 06 15:56

Originally posted by adramforall
Oh no it wasn't

Its Puntomime season

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Been there...

... done that

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13 Aug 06 16:09

Originally posted by adramforall
Its Puntomime season

I hate mimes 😲 Except when punting them!