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What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?

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This is the sanitized version. 😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
This is the sanitized version. 😉
why whats the real version?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
why whats the real version?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.

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Originally posted by darvlay
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes.
oh. I guess because it was at a place of work they had to not make it sound sexist.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
oh. I guess because it was at a place of work they had to not make it sound sexist.
Yeah, you would not want jokes about punching women in the face to sound sexist, would you? WWJD?

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That was a riddle, with no punchline.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Yeah, you would not want jokes about punching women in the face to sound sexist, would you? WWJD?
I think it is more like WDJD?(What did Jesus do)

But the answer to my joke i heard is "nothing you already told them twice."

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Not funny.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Not funny.
You no likey him joke?

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Originally posted by RBHILL
I think it is more like WDJD?(What did Jesus do)

But the answer to my joke i heard is "nothing you already told them twice."
HA Ha Ha!!!!!!!

That's it. Hit them in the face, especially if it is a mouthy woman!!!! Straight forward teachings of the Christ.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You no likey him joke?
Don't know.. I'm waiting for the punch line.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?
I think someone has put charcoal dust on the eyepieces of your binoculars.

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Originally posted by RBHILL
What do you tell someone with 2 black eyes?
You just got punched in the FACE!