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  1. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 May '15 20:47
    So, if I suck up a balloon full of helium I get the giggles.

    But, what happens if I blow it up through my behind?

    Inquiring mind needs to know. @Ponderable you are a
    chemist, right? Could you elaborate a bit more, please?
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    01 May '15 21:00
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, if I suck up a balloon full of helium I get the giggles.

    But, what happens if I blow it up through my behind?

    Inquiring mind needs to know. @Ponderable you are a
    chemist, right? Could you elaborate a bit more, please?
    Try it and please let us know.
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    01 May '15 21:15
    U can fart like Daffy Duck.....
  4. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    01 May '15 21:25
    I've never heard Daffy fart.
  5. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    02 May '15 03:24
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, if I suck up a balloon full of helium I get the giggles.

    But, what happens if I blow it up through my behind?

    Inquiring mind needs to know. @Ponderable you are a
    chemist, right? Could you elaborate a bit more, please?
    You mean nitrous oxide?

    Helium doesn't give you the giggles ... though it might give others a laugh.
  6. SubscriberPonderable
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    02 May '15 06:08
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, if I suck up a balloon full of helium I get the giggles.

    But, what happens if I blow it up through my behind?

    Inquiring mind needs to know. @Ponderable you are a
    chemist, right? Could you elaborate a bit more, please?
    So if you breath in Helium your voice becomes higher due to the smaller density of Helium and the accordingly differnt way soundwave behave.

    If you blow up any gas up your behind will not work well if you don't use a tube since you do have some muscles sealing your insides. Any grown person has some control over that. Now if you do any way the body will try to get rid of that gas the same way it does get rid of any gas in that tract. However be careful not too apply too much, otherwise you rsik to rupture your intestines with dedaly effect.

    Oh and you normally wouldn't want a chemist to answer questions about the body, but doctors of medicine. And here specifically proctologists.
  7. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    02 May '15 07:18
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    So if you breath in Helium your voice becomes higher due to the smaller density of Helium and the accordingly differnt way soundwave behave.

    If you blow up any gas up your behind will not work well if you don't use a tube since you do have some muscles sealing your insides. Any grown person has some control over that. Now if you do any way the body wil ...[text shortened]... o answer questions about the body, but doctors of medicine. And here specifically proctologists.
    Cheers.

    Can you cook meth?
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    02 May '15 08:05
    Originally posted by Seitse
    Cheers.

    Can you cook meth?
    I am able to. I probably could even lay hands on the raw material.

    But I won't do it. And I would strongly advice against any use of it in humans. It does affect the brain.
  9. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
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    02 May '15 10:49
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    I am able to. I probably could even lay hands on the raw material.

    But I won't do it. And I would strongly advice against any use of it in humans. It does affect the brain.
    I am not interested in trying it, thanks. My brain is already screwed up as it is.

    However, I do have a business proposal for you.
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