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Instant gratification (don't even wait 2 minutes!)

Boil kettle.
While kettle is boiling, press gently but firmly on unopened instant noodle packet and break the noodles up. Lean on the packet if you must.
Open packet and transfer contents to mug. The kettle should have boiled by now, so pour, stir and enjoy.

You might want to have another packet handy.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Makes enough for 20 billion people. Very Filling.
Ok but you're not invited.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Instant gratification (don't even wait 2 minutes!)

Boil kettle.
While kettle is boiling, press gently but firmly on unopened instant noodle packet and break the noodles up. Lean on the packet if you must.
Open packet and transfer contents to mug. The kettle should have boiled by now, so pour, stir and enjoy.

You might want to have another packet handy.
Have you no style man, what if there was a lady present?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Instant gratification (don't even wait 2 minutes!)

Boil kettle.
While kettle is boiling, press gently but firmly on unopened instant noodle packet and break the noodles up. Lean on the packet if you must.
Open packet and transfer contents to mug. The kettle should have boiled by now, so pour, stir and enjoy.

You might want to have another packet handy.
Right I am now going to shop for:

1. SuperNoodles - 'Cause noodles can be super.

2. Pot Noodle - spicy flavour.

3. And a Cup-o-Soup - minestrone flavour.

Why, 'tis a feast fit for a king.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]Moon Goop

2 packs Ramen Noodle
Small bottle Cheeze Wiz
Green Pepper (and or Red Pepper)
Half pound of beef

Brown your beef, strain, add diced green (and red if you like) pepper
Add flavor packs from 2 packs Ramen Noodle... Simmer with enough water to disolve the 2 flavor packs.

Boil the noodles separate.

Strain noodles, add Cheeze Wi ...[text shortened]... d stir in the hot beef and pepper.

Makes enough for 20 billion people. Very Filling.

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*Insert vomiting smiley*

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Originally posted by darvlay
*Insert vomiting smiley*
Enough for 20 billion.

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Originally posted by darvlay
*Insert vomiting smiley*
I also liked the idea for a smiley with a raised eyebrow for that look of utter incredulity.

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Originally posted by darvlay
*Insert vomiting smiley*
It tastes great when you're broke... and it really is very very filling. You have no chance of vomiting this goop up.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]Moon Goop

2 packs Ramen Noodle
Small bottle Cheeze Wiz
Green Pepper (and or Red Pepper)
Half pound of beef

Brown your beef, strain, add diced green (and red if you like) pepper
Add flavor packs from 2 packs Ramen Noodle... Simmer with enough water to disolve the 2 flavor packs.

Boil the noodles separate.

Strain noodles, add Cheeze Wi ...[text shortened]... d stir in the hot beef and pepper.

Makes enough for 20 billion people. Very Filling.

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I wouldn't like to be cleaning out Phlabby's cage.

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Originally posted by cup o soup
Have you no style man, what if there was a lady present?
I would never invite a lady "chez moi" if I had no soup. For that very reason, the condom in my wallet is wrapped inside a packet of Knorrs.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It tastes great when you're broke... and it really is very very filling. You have no chance of vomiting this goop up.

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I think I'd rather eat my spare change... Yuck!

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Originally posted by darvlay
I think I'd rather eat my spare change... Yuck!
I guess I should have warned you that the girls never really cared for it either.

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Originally posted by darvlay
I think I'd rather eat my spare change... Yuck!
You should lick your change [/i]after[/i] eating it to clear your palate.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]Moon Goop

2 packs Ramen Noodle
Small bottle Cheeze Wiz
Green Pepper (and or Red Pepper)
Half pound of beef

Brown your beef, strain, add diced green (and red if you like) pepper
Add flavor packs from 2 packs Ramen Noodle... Simmer with enough water to disolve the 2 flavor packs.

Boil the noodles separate.

Strain noodles, add Cheeze Wi ...[text shortened]... d stir in the hot beef and pepper.

Makes enough for 20 billion people. Very Filling.

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This sounds good but it need lots of garlic and genuine Frank's Hot Sauce.

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Originally posted by KneverKnight
This sounds good but it need lots of garlic and genuine Frank's Hot Sauce.
I'm in!

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