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I need some leagal advice and, as always, I have come to you losers... er, brilliant individuals for guidance.

I have an associate, ex-marine, 250lbs, kick boxer, grappler, pain is like a drug to him and he may be the meanest SOB I've ever come across.

The proposal is that we strap several small hidden cameras on him, and send him out to lay a smackdown on various people for fun and profit. All films would be PPV live feed on the internet.

We'll probably set it up so you can bid on people you'd like smacked down. For example, your neighbor might be a few hundred bucks, plus expenses, whereas, Pat Robertson would run a couple of hundred thousand and the Pope into the millions. Just think, the view from the Fist Cam as your obnoxious neighbor takes repeated blows to the groin would be priceless.

I suspect I'll be breaking a host of local, state and federal laws. I need guidance with regards to Releases of Liability, etc...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some leagal advice and, as always, I have come to you losers... er, brilliant individuals for guidance.

I have an associate, ex-marine, 250lbs, kick boxer, grappler, pain is like a drug to him and he may be the meanest SOB I've ever come across.

The proposal is that we strap several small hidden cameras on him, and send him out to lay a s ...[text shortened]... ocal, state and federal laws. I need guidance with regards to Releases of Liability, etc...
That's an excellent idea.
I know that here in Europe there's some chap who races the motorways on a motorbike and films it.

Seemingly (although I've only heard of him and never have seen one of the films) he rides around between 200 and 300 km's an hour.
Equally seemingly he did Amsterdam to Rotterdam in 15 minutes!

So, yeah...I can't help you legal-wise...but I sure as hell want to see the films!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some leagal advice and, as always, I have come to you losers... er, brilliant individuals for guidance.

I have an associate, ex-marine, 250lbs, kick boxer, grappler, pain is like a drug to him and he may be the meanest SOB I've ever come across.

The proposal is that we strap several small hidden cameras on him, and send him out to lay a s ...[text shortened]... ocal, state and federal laws. I need guidance with regards to Releases of Liability, etc...
its all been done.check out Bum fights 3 "the felony footage".


not 250 lb marines, but you get the same stuff.

Theres one poor surfer guy who's beating is slightly disturbing to watch.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I need some leagal advice and, as always, I have come to you losers... er, brilliant individuals for guidance.

I have an associate, ex-marine, 250lbs, kick boxer, grappler, pain is like a drug to him and he may be the meanest SOB I've ever come across.

The proposal is that we strap several small hidden cameras on him, and send him out to lay a s ...[text shortened]... ocal, state and federal laws. I need guidance with regards to Releases of Liability, etc...
If you can do it with chics fighting each other , you'll make millions .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
If you can do it with chics fighting each other , you'll make millions .
That will be a later addition. I really think the Fist and Knee Cam beatings will be great sellers. I'd like to send him over to your house just to see the look on your face. HA!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
HA!
Is this the General forum version of your usual sign-off?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Is this the General forum version of your usual sign-off?
Yes. 😞

Edit: Tell me you wouldn't put this service to use on Dodger, Slow Pawn or the other RHP inbreeders.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
We'll probably set it up so you can bid on people you'd like smacked down. .
I will gladly pay for that service. 😀

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I want to see someone get brucked. Hard.

Will this be possible?

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Originally posted by Crowley
I want to see someone get brucked. Hard.

Will this be possible?
By all means, the 'Bruck-a-thon' is one of our specialty packages. You will have a selection of bricks to choose from as well. My personal favorite is the 'Natural Granite' paving brick, it has a nice heft to it, is shaped to fit the curve of your hand and has a knobby texture to it that is sure to please. Who did you have in for said brucking?

Keep in mind that we will be offerinf cash rewards to those that agree to participate in the Smack Down Program. Should the victim... er, candidate actually win the brawl with our ex-Marine Pain Machine(PM), they will receive a substantial cash reward. The reward will go down with how many friends you bring with you to take on the PM. However, he recently beat the snot out of 10+ Mexican gangbangers with only the help of his sister (who reportedly chewed someone's nose partially off).

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
By all means, the 'Bruck-a-thon' is one of our specialty packages. You will have a selection of bricks to choose from as well. My personal favorite is the 'Natural Granite' paving brick, it has a nice heft to it, is shaped to fit the curve of your hand and has a knobby texture to it that is sure to please. Who did you have in for said brucking?

...[text shortened]... gers with only the help of his sister (who reportedly chewed someone's nose partially off).
This sounds too good to be true.

Can I send you a list?


My brick of choice would have to be the humble stock cement brick. What I like about this particular product, is because of it's inferior quality, pieces of the brick can easily chip or break off.
This makes it the ideal candidate for hard-core brucking.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
By all means, the 'Bruck-a-thon' is one of our specialty packages. You will have a selection of bricks to choose from as well. My personal favorite is the 'Natural Granite' paving brick, it has a nice heft to it, is shaped to fit the curve of your hand and has a knobby texture to it that is sure to please. Who did you have in for said brucking?

...[text shortened]... gers with only the help of his sister (who reportedly chewed someone's nose partially off).
You've researched this person you've hired thouroughly ? This isn't going to turn out like your last invention , the "knob gobbler cam" , is it ?

Veeery disturbing , that one .

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You've researched this person you've hired thouroughly ? This isn't going to turn out like your last invention , the "knob gobbler cam" , is it ?

Veeery disturbing , that one .
Look, as far as the KG Cam goes I had no idea she... he was a dude. I'm tired of explaining this over and over. She..., er He.. It looked like an attractive, petite latino. I had no idea it was packing sausage. Unlike you, its not like I try out the product offering prior to sending them out with a camera. Plus, I must say, the footage of you and Ramone/Ramona is... well lets just say I shudder with disgust at the mental image.... uugghh!

Still, the Pain Machine is fully qualified to put the hurt on anyone we send him out after. He has also offered to bring back souvenier body parts for and additional fee.

This is a brilliant idea, still, I struggle with the legalities. Any thoughts...

HA!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Look, as far as the KG Cam goes I had no idea she... he was a dude. I'm tired of explaining this over and over. She..., er He.. It looked like an attractive, petite latino. I had no idea it was packing sausage. Unlike you, its not like I try out the product offering prior to sending them out with a camera. Plus, I must say, the footage of you and ...[text shortened]... ee.

This is a brilliant idea, still, I struggle with the legalities. Any thoughts...

HA!
Could we perhaps have a secret weakness to the PM? It seems small odds he can be stopped and if we're gonna take bets, could we perhaps ensure that the chance of finding an Achilles' heel, whilst small, was nonetheless present?

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Originally posted by Crowley
This sounds too good to be true.

Can I send you a list?


My brick of choice would have to be the humble stock cement brick. What I like about this particular product, is because of it's inferior quality, pieces of the brick can easily chip or break off.
This makes it the ideal candidate for hard-core brucking.
The customer is always right, however, from past experience, I would recommend agaisnt the cement brick. You're absolutely right, the break of action is a great effect, however, for longevity, a more substantial brick is superior. Still, if you're looking for a quick 'bruck-over' rather than prolonged punishment, perhaps you've made a good choice. We may need to bring several bricks with us to ensure that you get what you pay for.