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No seriously, my Goldfish has been swimming on its side all day and doesn't look best pleased, his mum and dad look worried sick!


Get out some oil and heat up a frying pan.

It's what he would have wanted.

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I'll get some tartar sauce.

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Originally posted by leestatic
No seriously, my Goldfish has been swimming on its side all day and doesn't look best pleased, his mum and dad look worried sick!
Take him out for a walk.

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The fish is dying and you offer something the fish cannot possibly do?

You cruel witch.

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Originally posted by patzertilldeath
The fish is dying and you offer something the fish cannot possibly do?

You cruel witch.
So you know Raven is a female after 100 moves then? 😛

I wonder................... not.

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Originally posted by leestatic
No seriously, my Goldfish has been swimming on its side all day and doesn't look best pleased, his mum and dad look worried sick!
Maybe it would help if you'd sing a song for it? http://lavape.sourceforge.net/doc/html/FishsNightSong.htm

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-Removed-
Steven Hawking in a swimming pool? 😳

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Originally posted by leestatic
No seriously, my Goldfish has been swimming on its side all day and doesn't look best pleased, his mum and dad look worried sick!
Pf.
It's sleeping, so don't flush it.

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Originally posted by patzertilldeath
The fish is dying and you offer something the fish cannot possibly do?

You cruel witch.
I prefer cruel Wicca. Thanks.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I prefer cruel Wicca. Thanks.
I thought you had a hard on for jesus?

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Originally posted by Natsia
I thought you had a hard on for jesus?
*Jesus, and what he doesn't know can't hurt him...

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Wash uffize drive me to firenze?

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Originally posted by mikelom
So you know Raven is a female after 100 moves then? 😛

I wonder................... not.
Her profile has pics.

No great mystery.