HELP...Anyone speak German

I really need help translating this (online translators don't work), anyone speak german that could possibly translate this to english for me...

Ich wille fink diche....

Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
I really need help translating this (online translators don't work), anyone speak german that could possibly translate this to english for me...

Ich wille fink diche....

Originally posted by Sunburnt
Somebody cue Noodles.

Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
I really need help translating this (online translators don't work), anyone speak german that could possibly translate this to english for me...

Ich wille fink diche....

I want your little birdy. Or something like that.

will, not wille.
dich, not diche.

Originally posted by NimzovichLarsen
I really need help translating this (online translators don't work), anyone speak german that could possibly translate this to english for me...

Ich wille fink diche....

Fink means finch.

this wasn't sent to me...but i think i'm catching the drift...thanks for all the help.

Originally posted by HandyAndy
Fink means finch.

heh, lovely. I hope they bought you a drink first.

Originally posted by zozozozo
Its really bad german
my guesses fink must have been fick
resulting in this translation:

I want to f*** you...
or
I will f*** you...

what chatroom have u been going to?😵

Originally posted by zozozozo
yes, its Vink in dutch
but that wasnt ment here

I farted. 😞

Originally posted by patzertilldeath
I farted. 😞