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I just ran my neighbour down in his driveway with his car that I was borrowing. I hate to waste the meat any thoughts on how to clean and cook him? He's a little fatty and probably tough from age. I'm thinking just field dressing him and taking the most meaty bits is the way to go. The rest I'll stuff in the trunk of his car and light on fire.

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I think you should give this german a call: Armin Meiwes.
He knows all about cooking humans.
Have a nice meal.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just ran my neighbour down in his driveway with his car that I was borrowing. I hate to waste the meat any thoughts on how to clean and cook him? He's a little fatty and probably tough from age. I'm thinking just field dressing him and taking the most meaty bits is the way to go. The rest I'll stuff in the trunk of his car and light on fire.
i heard a story once about some of my family from long ago. well they were into eating people way back then... i imagine they would have cooked their humans on a spit and like had a big party with singing and dancing. i don't know for sure cause i wasn't there but...

one day a missionary came along and they ate him. he fed 500 people. WOW!!!


having worked as a beef boner i can tell your story is a lie. fat and tough don't usually mix.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
boner
Nuff said

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so sad to see these similar threads...proves that people have no creativity here.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
so sad to see these similar threads...proves that people have no creativity here.
i would rec you... but i'ld have to cheat by using my other name. sorry. :'(.

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Originally posted by Kaboooomba
i would rec you... but i'ld have to cheat by using my other name. sorry. :'(.
subscribe and then rec me, okay?

my comment was so witty that it is worth of 29$, or whatever the price nowadays is...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I just ran my neighbour down in his driveway with his car that I was borrowing. I hate to waste the meat any thoughts on how to clean and cook him? He's a little fatty and probably tough from age. I'm thinking just field dressing him and taking the most meaty bits is the way to go. The rest I'll stuff in the trunk of his car and light on fire.
Be sure and bleed him real good. Slice his neck and hang him by his feet in your garage or other cool place for a few days.

And it's also important that you didn't make him run when you bagged him. The adrenalin gets into the muscle and makes it gamey.