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help, i am stupid.

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so, what can I say at parties ? should I wear a signboard ?

when I speak at the united nations, should I just mumble and then walk off the podium ?

if god wakes me up at night and sais "Thomas, it is I" should I just hit the alarm clock and sleep for ten more minutes ?

should I just go to high school in England and learn at least fifth grade level education ? would that make me better ?

what may or can I do ( those who chose "can" are too stupid to give a reply )..so what may I do ?

I seriously wish to become a member of the bbc intelligentsia...I wish to destroy old England...help me..

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Sorry, they have pills for crazy, but nothing for stupid.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Sorry, they have pills for crazy, but nothing for stupid.
What if you're crazy stupid?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
What if you're crazy stupid?
I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.

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Originally posted by redbarons
I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.
OK, now that is stupid.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
OK, now that is stupid.
I know but I am an addict

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Originally posted by redbarons
I know but I am an addict
Seek Help.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Seek Help.
too proud

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Originally posted by redbarons
too proud
Too bad.😳

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Too bad.😳
I am stupid

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Originally posted by redbarons
I am stupid
OK

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Originally posted by redbarons
I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.
Back in the day I spilled more dope than most addicts ever did.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Back in the day I spilled more dope than most addicts ever did.
Ah, that must mean you were a dealer....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
so, what can I say at parties ? should I wear a signboard ?

when I speak at the united nations, should I just mumble and then walk off the podium ?

if god wakes me up at night and sais "Thomas, it is I" should I just hit the alarm clock and sleep for ten more minutes ?

should I just go to high school in England and learn at least fifth grade level ...[text shortened]... ly wish to become a member of the bbc intelligentsia...I wish to destroy old England...help me..
What 'can' I do seeks advice, what 'may' I do seeks permission. In this context 'can' is probably better, since you may do as you wish.

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