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    so, what can I say at parties ? should I wear a signboard ?

    when I speak at the united nations, should I just mumble and then walk off the podium ?

    if god wakes me up at night and sais "Thomas, it is I" should I just hit the alarm clock and sleep for ten more minutes ?

    should I just go to high school in England and learn at least fifth grade level education ? would that make me better ?

    what may or can I do ( those who chose "can" are too stupid to give a reply )..so what may I do ?

    I seriously wish to become a member of the bbc intelligentsia...I wish to destroy old England...help me..
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    Sorry, they have pills for crazy, but nothing for stupid.
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    15 Mar '14 02:48
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Sorry, they have pills for crazy, but nothing for stupid.
    What if you're crazy stupid?
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    15 Mar '14 09:19
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    What if you're crazy stupid?
    I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.
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    15 Mar '14 12:00
    Originally posted by redbarons
    I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.
    OK, now that is stupid.
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    15 Mar '14 12:02
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    OK, now that is stupid.
    I know but I am an addict
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    15 Mar '14 12:18
    Originally posted by redbarons
    I know but I am an addict
    Seek Help.
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    15 Mar '14 12:20
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Seek Help.
    too proud
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    15 Mar '14 12:26
    Originally posted by redbarons
    too proud
    Too bad.😳
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    15 Mar '14 12:30
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Too bad.😳
    I am stupid
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    15 Mar '14 12:36
    Originally posted by redbarons
    I am stupid
    OK
  12. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    15 Mar '14 19:43
    Originally posted by redbarons
    I take valium and strong coffee with two co codomol,the codein is transformed into morphine by your liver,i top this up with a few cans of red bull and a bottle of vodka then I am ready to face the day.
    Back in the day I spilled more dope than most addicts ever did.
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    15 Mar '14 23:58
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    Back in the day I spilled more dope than most addicts ever did.
    Ah, that must mean you were a dealer....
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    16 Mar '14 01:15
    Originally posted by reinfeld
    so, what can I say at parties ? should I wear a signboard ?

    when I speak at the united nations, should I just mumble and then walk off the podium ?

    if god wakes me up at night and sais "Thomas, it is I" should I just hit the alarm clock and sleep for ten more minutes ?

    should I just go to high school in England and learn at least fifth grade level ...[text shortened]... ly wish to become a member of the bbc intelligentsia...I wish to destroy old England...help me..
    What 'can' I do seeks advice, what 'may' I do seeks permission. In this context 'can' is probably better, since you may do as you wish.
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    16 Mar '14 08:59
    Every time I see this thread title it makes me smile. Deserves more thumbs up I think.
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