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Cowboy From Hell

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If you are playing against me currently, please stop moving so I can time you out. You might just play on and lose anyway. Or maybe you could win, but that isn't as much fun as me timing you out. You have to admit. 🙂
Thanks in advance.

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you are playing against me currently, please stop moving so I can time you out. You might just play on and lose anyway. Or maybe you could win, but that isn't as much fun as me timing you out. You have to admit. 🙂
Thanks in advance.
After 59.5 Olde Fart Games, this is wut eye get? Oy.

S

Omaha H/L Stud

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you are playing against me currently, please stop moving so I can time you out. You might just play on and lose anyway. Or maybe you could win, but that isn't as much fun as me timing you out. You have to admit. 🙂
Thanks in advance.
It seems that you do need help.

Play 1+0 blitz on ICC with a deflated rating. Move your knight back and forth and berate your opponent until they run out of time. Much better than messing around here timing people out in mail chess.

rookie54
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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Thanks in advance.
done...

JS357

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NOTICE/Originally posted by ChessPraxis
If you are playing against me currently, please stop moving so I can time you out. You might just play on and lose anyway. Or maybe you could win, but that isn't as much fun as me timing you out. You have to admit. 🙂
Thanks in advance.
Yes will everybody I am playing please make a dumb move whose dumbness I notice?

coquette
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please don't waste my time. resign.

rookie54
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Originally posted by coquette
please don't waste my time. resign.
you made me do that once...
never again!!! 😠

from now on, until eternity expires,
i shall make pointless move after pointless move,
until the board doth burn with relentless fire...

Suzianne
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Originally posted by Sozin
It seems that you do need help.

Play 1+0 blitz on ICC with a deflated rating. Move your knight back and forth and berate your opponent until they run out of time. Much better than messing around here timing people out in mail chess.
after all, this is the only reason for people to play 1/0, and they whine excessively if there is no 1/0 option because it's the only way they can win.

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Cowboy From Hell

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Alright, now my opponents are moving, but very slow. 😳
Let's either step it up or quit moving altogether.

😞

C
Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by Suzianne
after all, this is the only reason for people to play 1/0, and they whine excessively if there is no 1/0 option because it's the only way they can win.
Don't get me started about the whiners at this site.
Boo Freakin Hoo, he timed me out
Boo Freakin Hoo He stopped moving.
Boo Freakin Hoo, He resigned.

😞

s
Fast and Curious

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Alright, now my opponents are moving, but very slow. 😳
Let's either step it up or quit moving altogether.

😞
Maybe they fell into a black hole, where we know time goes slower there.

C
Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Maybe they fell into a black hole, where we know time goes slower there.
Don't get me started on time. 🙂

coquette
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Originally posted by Suzianne
after all, this is the only reason for people to play 1/0, and they whine excessively if there is no 1/0 option because it's the only way they can win.
if it weren't for 1-0, i wouldn't have any wins

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Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by coquette
if it weren't for 1-0, i wouldn't have any wins
If it wasn't for 1-0, I'd have no wins with white. 😕

Ponderable
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Originally posted by coquette
if it weren't for 1-0, i wouldn't have any wins
"Wins by timeout 1113 (15.30😵"

I am deeply impressed I think I never saw a higher number or a higher quota.

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