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....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...

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Walk toward the light.

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Enjoy it... and move to another place

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...
use the phone to ring for help.

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...it smells like broccoli in here...and my neighbor made it difficult...he put the bag in the closet...i will never see any light....

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alternativley, bang your head on the wall until you no longer know that you are in a bag.

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roll the bag and smoke it... wait for Jim Morrison to come and tell you the way out...

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Originally posted by jareyes
roll the bag and smoke it... wait for Jim Morrison to come and tell you the way out...
But Jim said: "No one here gets out alive" 😛

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Originally posted by widget
But Jim said: "No one here gets out alive" 😛
Widget, my friend... how can I argue with you? 🙂

So I guess reinfeld will be pulled out of the bag by the mortuary...

"Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts." (Jim Morrison)

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...
stop smoking drugs

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...
Wet down the bag,then fight your way out.
If you can not fight your way out,then you are screwed my friend.

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....wet down the bag....let me see....do i sweat alot....do i spit at it...do i squeeze my eyeball until the optic fluid does the job....how can
i wet down the ( oh ! )....excuse me a moment will you...

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wait and see if your neighbor will ever let you out himself

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...
post in the help forum

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....my neighbor next door bet me i could'nt find my way out of a
paper bag...i took the bet...i am calling from inside the bag with
my cell phone....i cannot get out...what should i do ?...
I think the answer to this silly question is:
Look in your cell phone and see what you saw... take the saw and cut thru the bag.

Well, it's dumb but then what did you expect?