(Background- Pitloughrie is a wee town (pronounced 'toon'😉 in Scotland, for those unfamiliar with it. So please apply relevant accent)
The once was a lass from Pitloughrie
Who was having a sh@g in a rockery,
Says she: 'Ye foul scum,
Ye've c*m in me b=m,
This isnay a f~#! but a mockery.'