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Here’s to the morons of the world!

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divegeester
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(No not a forum attack, calm yourself)

What specific behaviours make you look and think “moron”?

UK: panic buying.

Covid strikes and Morons 1 buy up ALL the paracetamol and ALL the toilet rolls. There was even a run on small freezers!

Now we’re have panic buying of fuel. There is not a shortage of fuel, never has been, right throughout covid lockdowns….up until suddenly a week ago when some moron 2 leaked a comment from a government meeting with the fuel haulage industry that they were struggling to get enough qualified drivers since lockdown.

Oh fuk!!! Think morons 1 how am I going to get all my toilet rolls home!!?” And immediately proceed to empty the fuel station tanks and create a tactical shortage for everyone else.

morons 3 use plastic carrier bags to get extra fuel; but that’s another take-me-home-Jesus story.

The Gravedigger
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I only buy toilet rolls when there is a turd off.

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@the-gravedigger said
I only buy toilet rolls when there is a turd off.
Sounds like you'll wipe-up

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Drivers who behave aggressively towards another who may have irritated them? A driver once overtook me on a dual carriageway in order to brake hard in front of me so that I had to do the same. Not as bad as a recent case when someone forced someone to stop then started kicking their car when he failed to get into it.

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I refuse to toast a moron

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here's to slappy

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@lemondrop said
I refuse to toast a moron
Meaning you never toast yourself right! 😛 🙂

-VR

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@drewnogal said
Drivers who behave aggressively towards another who may have irritated them? A driver once overtook me on a dual carriageway in order to brake hard in front of me so that I had to do the same. Not as bad as a recent case when someone forced someone to stop then started kicking their car when he failed to get into it.
That should have been reported to Police, but you got to get the license plate so they know who to go after.

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Meaning you never toast yourself right! 😛 🙂

-VR
I guess so slappy

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@lemondrop said
I guess so slappy
Running out of crap to say you have to go to 'slappy'. Do you even know what it means?

-VR

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@lemondrop said
I refuse to toast a moron
And I refuse to wipe one.

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@very-rusty said
That should have been reported to Police, but you got to get the license plate so they know who to go after.

-VR
They both were. The kicking one included a video which provided evidence.

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