Hey Cribs, i had a business idea last night you might be interested in...
The main idea is pimpin a stable of 'chess hos'. See, i'd ask Russ and Chrismo to set me up a 'Dave's corner' here at RHP. Then i'd have my chess hos on the corner. Now, say you got some guy he has a rating of, say, 1500, but he's never beaten a 1800 player and wonders what it's like. So he strolls down to Dave's corner, and plays an 1800 rated chess ho, who lets him win. But, instead of gaining ratings points, he pays some to me. Soon, i'm the highest rated player at RHP. There'd be a standard rate of points for a 1.e4 or 1.d4 opening, but he'd have to pay extra for something exotic, like 1.b4 or 1.g3 or the French Defence.
And there'd be a range of chess hos:
rating <1000: these are the 'crack chess hos' - they don't care how often they get beaten, they just want what's in the bag.
rating 1000-1999: standard chess ho.
rating 2000+: these are your high-class escort chess hos. they'll play a game, but whether they let you win or not is up to personal negotiation between you and them.
So here's where you come in Cribs - i need your pimpin experience, so i want to bring you in as stable consultant on a percentage. you could advise me on things like: maintaining a disciplined and productive stable, chess ho recruitment, and stuff like that.
also, i need to learn pimp-speak, so i can get some street cred. I've been practicing, how's this:
Yo, whassup mofo? ok, that's all i've got but it's a start...
whaddaya say my man?
Dave the chess ho pimp
Originally posted by dfm65Yo, Big D, I like tha way you think. You be showin' a lot of pimp potential,
Hey Cribs, i had a business idea last night you might be interested in...
The main idea is pimpin a stable of 'chess hos'. See, i'd ask Russ and Chrismo to set me up a 'Dave's corner' here at RHP. Then i'd have my chess hos on the corner. Now, say you got some guy he has a rating of, say, 1500, but he's never beaten a 1800 player and wonders what it' ...[text shortened]... fo? ok, that's all i've got but it's a start...
whaddaya say my man?
Dave the chess ho pimp
but I can tell you ain't got no experience.
There be one main problem wit yo' idea. Even though us pimps are in tha
bidness of tradin' tha best-sellin' commodity of all time, the general public
never be wantin' to acknowledge we exist. Brothaz can get put on lockdown
fo' just tryin' to run a clean game, cuz most people ain't wanna see tha
bidness go down on they corner, right? Well, tha same thing would be
true here. Tha Man who run tha site ain't never gonna pander to tha
panderers, know what I'm sayin'? He ain't gonna build no features into
tha site to accommodate us pimps, fo' sho'.
So yo, if you gonna try to put yo' idea into action, it gotta be on tha
down-low. That mean you gotta be recruitin' all yo' ho's and customers
underground, in PMs and tha Developer's forum, since nobody ever
read there anyway. That's tha first step. Once you get that done and
get you a small stable built up, and some interested customaz, then we
can rap again to make sho' you gonna run it right.
Cribs
Originally posted by dfm65Yo, you ain't gonna get no cred wit a name like OG Davey Dave.
ok, i'm on it...peace, out
(how was that?)
BTW, i'm thinkin my pimp name will be OG Davey Dave. whaddaya think?
How do you deal with the Man in your biz? feed the cops donuts or what?
Do I feed tha cops donuts? I guess that's one way to say it.
Tha kind of donuts you can fold up in yo' wallet, and tha
kind you take to a hotel room so you ain't gotta share wit
nobody else. Know what I'm sayin'?
Cribs
Originally posted by RussHi - mean, yo - Russ, does that mean you gonna set me up a 'Dave's Corner'? Also, to make it worth it, i'd be needing some adjustments to the points system as outlined above. it kind of fits with the 'Red Hot Pawn' theme in a way...of course, i'd cut you in with - sorry, wid - a percentage, and anytime you should feel like wandering down to the corner, well you know you'd be well-looked after, know what i mean😉
Not much gets me laughing first thing in the morning....so nice one guys 😀
-Russ
might be good to relieve the stress of all that coding you do...
Originally posted by CribsI guess the second kind of donut is the sweet kind, with the hole🙄
Yo, you ain't gonna get no cred wit a name like OG Davey Dave.
Do I feed tha cops donuts? I guess that's one way to say it.
Tha kind of donuts you can fold up in yo' wallet, and tha
kind you take to a hotel room so you ain't gotta share wit
nobody else. Know what I'm sayin'?
Cribs
How do i go about becoming notorious? should i whack someone?, what if i do a drive-by on some fool and take over his corner for him?
The Un-notorious D.F.M.
since you say i should keep it real, how bout 'Da Real D.F.M'?
Originally posted by dfm65I think you should just be the M. F. D. Ya dig?
I guess the second kind of donut is the sweet kind, with the hole🙄
How do i go about becoming notorious? should i whack someone?, what if i do a drive-by on some fool and take over his corner for him?
The Un-notorious D.F.M.
since you say i should keep it real, how bout 'Da Real D.F.M'?
Originally posted by dfm65Yo, you got it all backwards. Why you wanna be notorious if you
How do i go about becoming notorious? should i whack someone?, what if i do a drive-by on some fool and take over his corner for him?
ain't already? That ain't even real, fool. If you just some dude
from Australia, then that's all you got to work wit. Call yo'self
something like Daddy Platy, or Outback Slim, you know. Pimpin'
ain't even about settin' drive-bys on suckaz! You gotz a lot to
learn.
Cribs
Originally posted by dfm65... Yo dave .. how about this too:
Hey Cribs, i had a business idea last night you might be interested in...
The main idea is pimpin a stable of 'chess hos'. See, i'd ask Russ and Chrismo to set me up a 'Dave's corner' here at RHP. Then i'd have my chess hos on the corner. Now, say you got some guy he has a rating of, say, 1500, but he's never beaten a 1800 player and wonders what it' ...[text shortened]... rated chess ho, who lets him win. *text shortened*
whaddaya say my man?
Dave the chess ho pimp
What if some fine 1800+ player has never been beaten by a 1200 player ... and wants to know how it feels like? I will be yo ho for those ... 😏