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You have a point being your from the U.S. My taxes wouldn't pay for any of your care. Go ahead kill yourself smoking if you feel yo must, but don't count on living till your in your 50's it could happen sooner.

Of course something else could kill you in the mean time. As an ex-smoker I am always trying to get people to quit smoking. Should I mention you smell like an ashtray, when I walk by you? Or keep that to myself. 😉

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that's the point. I'm just as likely to get lung cancer and die at 35 as I am to get hit by an airplane coming in for a crash landing as I finish this post. Uncertainty, sir, it's a law.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
I don't see the big deal about this campaign against smoking. We are all going to die eventually right (one of you will probably dispute this fact, although maybe not now that I've called you out on it)? What does it matter if I go with cancer of the lung or liver sclerosis or god forbid I were to become the first reported death due to marijuana ...[text shortened]... suicide, except I have no emotional or psychological turmoils! I just like to smoke.
By that nihilistic logic, you might as well just top yourself right now.

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
By that nihilistic logic, you might as well just top yourself right now.
no can do, I gotta finish this cigarette first.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
no can do, I gotta finish this cigarette first.
A funeral is always a great way to attract attention.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
A funeral is always a great way to attract attention.
blast, ya got me!

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
erm, ta-dah?
yay!

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
I don't see the big deal about this campaign against smoking. We are all going to die eventually right (one of you will probably dispute this fact, although maybe not now that I've called you out on it)? What does it matter if I go with cancer of the lung or liver sclerosis or god forbid I were to become the first reported death due to marijuana ...[text shortened]... suicide, except I have no emotional or psychological turmoils! I just like to smoke.
more likely a long, painful death due to COPD, in a wheelchair, breathing with a portable machine, waking up at night because you're not sure you're drawing breath .... imagine drowning continuously for five or ten years ... slowly gathering various awful symptoms due to lack of oxygen ....

the tobacco companies don't tell the young folks that bit!

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
more likely a long, painful death due to COPD, in a wheelchair, breathing with a portable machine, waking up at night because you're not sure you're drawing breath .... imagine drowning continuously for five or ten years ... slowly gathering various awful symptoms due to lack of oxygen ....

the tobacco companies don't tell the young folks that bit!
good thing I'm a firm believer in euthanasia. death by jack daniels beats everything you just described.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
good thing I'm a firm believer in euthanasia. death by jack daniels beats everything you just described.
How do you know this, since you haven't done it before?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
How do you know this, since you haven't done it before?
hmm. die blindingly drunk? or die because I am having trouble acquiring oxygen? this is almost as tough as choosing between ham or turkey on my rye bread.

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Originally posted by Big Orange Country
hmm. die blindingly drunk? or die because I am having trouble acquiring oxygen? this is almost as tough as choosing between ham or turkey on my rye bread.
I have a mental picture of you as John Belushi. Am i close ?

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by smw6869
I have a mental picture of you as John Belushi. Am i close ?

GRANNY.
hahaha its funny you mention that. I was talking with mom only a couple of days ago and a john belushi comparison came up. good call, dead accurate!