hi

Originally posted by Raven69
Virgins never lie.

they don't?

so i really was king of the universe when i was 8? interesting.

Originally posted by Raven69
Ok, I'll get the stones, you tie him up so he can't escape.

to be fair there's a lot of other protestants that i would want to stone before huck.

and catholics while we're at it 😛

Originally posted by trev33
to be fair there's a lot of other protestants that i would want to stone before huck.

and catholics while we're at it 😛

My Girlfriend said she wanted to get married in a church, so i asked "do you know who Jesus is?". She said "no", so i said " Ok then, i'll do what i can" 😛

Originally posted by trev33
to be fair there's a lot of other protestants that i would want to stone before huck.

and catholics while we're at it 😛

Ever since you put that avatar up I've alerted every one of your posts. Nothing has happened. WTF?

I'm the boy who cried wolf 😞

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Wikepedia is your friend


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presbyterian

I'm not reading all that.

Please provide a summary in 300 to 400 words. Thank you.

Originally posted by Raven69
I'm not reading all that.

Please provide a summary in 300 to 400 words. Thank you.

Prody dogs
ate the frogs
at two and tuppence ha'penny.

Originally posted by PocketKings
Ever since you put that avatar up I've alerted every one of your posts. Nothing has happened. WTF?

I'm the boy who cried wolf 😞

None of my alerts ever get taken seriously...I was told by a mod 'tis because I'm a woman.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
My Girlfriend said she wanted to get married in a church, so i asked "do you know who Jesus is?". She said "no", so i said " Ok then, i'll do what i can" 😛

i would say get married on a beach but this is ireland and it's cold and windy. registry office here you come 😉

Originally posted by PocketKings
Ever since you put that avatar up I've alerted every one of your posts. Nothing has happened. WTF?

I'm the boy who cried wolf 😞

they think i'm god.

and they're right.

you can't touch god's posts.

Originally posted by trev33
to be fair there's a lot of other protestants that i would want to stone before huck.

and catholics while we're at it 😛

What? But we are ever so pious...!

Originally posted by trev33
they think i'm god.

and they're right.

you can't touch god's posts.

*touches*

Originally posted by trev33
i would say get married on a beach but this is ireland and it's cold and windy. registry office here you come 😉

The church is already booked mate.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
The church is already booked mate.

Do they know she doesn't know who Jesus is?

Originally posted by PocketKings
Do they know she doesn't know who Jesus is?

Yes.

She has no religion, growing up in a communist country, so i went to a church of my denomination and asked them.

Originally posted by Raven69
I'm not reading all that.

Please provide a summary in 300 to 400 words. Thank you.

years ago there lived this guy of the catholic faith but he was not happy with his wife and wanted to get divorced and have a new younger more attractive wife. the catholic church said no and this made him mad, still wanting to get a new ride each night he formed his own religion, got his old wife killed and married another girl. after going through another 5 wife's in his lifetime he died of aids at the age of 42. all hail his new religion.