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@Torunn said
We start with hippos and end with fleas, how small can we get?
I have a satellite dish mounted to the shed roof, linked to an orbital deep-space telescope--I can see fly-specks on the second planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. On a clear night.

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@moonbus said
I have a satellite dish mounted to the shed roof, linked to an orbital deep-space telescope--I can see fly-specks on the second planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. On a clear night.
A friend of mine, when he was much younger, used to fantasize about us and our universe(s) being a tiny part in the finger nail of something totally unimaginably big. Everything is relative.


There's a hippo in my bathroom,
the floor's a horrid state,
my toothbrush has been brutalized,
but we're still going on a date.


Friend had hypo in my bathroom
A Mars Bar was required
But all I had was a Marathon
He looked and had a Snicker


@diver said
Friend had hypo in my bathroom
A Mars Bar was required
But all I had was a Marathon
He looked and had a Snicker
For years I refused to call a Marathon bar a Snickers.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
For years I refused to call a Marathon bar a Snickers.
Don't get you snickers in a twix !


@orangutan said
Don't get you snickers in a twix !
But I needed a Boost.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
But I needed a Boost.
You Smartie you.
Changing the Topic, mind you don't Twirl your Curly-Wurlies too much - it's no Picnic. Caused a bit of a Ripple when I Wispa'd about my Turkish Delight.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
How would you get him out?


Asking for a friend.
Sir, may I ask if a river runs through it?

That might be the source of the problem right there.


@orangutan said
You Smartie you.
Changing the Topic, mind you don't Twirl your Curly-Wurlies too much - it's no Picnic. Caused a bit of a Ripple when I Wispa'd about my Turkish Delight.
Sir, you are a Flake.


@orangutan said
You Smartie you.
Changing the Topic, mind you don't Twirl your Curly-Wurlies too much - it's no Picnic. Caused a bit of a Ripple when I Wispa'd about my Turkish Delight.
An absolute Fruit Salad of a post.


@diver said
An absolute Fruit Salad of a post.
I tried to think of other sweets but I fudged it.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I tried to think of other sweets but I fudged it.
Whether intended or not, the rhythm of the OP eventually reminded me of this song from a while ago (took a while to retrieve):



If that was "intentional" I hope you don't think of me as one of your mirrors, because I really did turn out to be a scrub (unsuccessful in so many conventional areas), and I'd wager that you keep up with grooming much better and more often than I do.

P.S. -- I also have the album on vinyl from back in the day.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Also, in case it has been a concern, even though I do have some Irish ancestry and have see the recent "Brideshead/Ripley" mashup, I have never fantasized about dancing naked in your townhouse or boat house or festival caravan -- nor do I know specifically where you live or the names of your proximal neighbors (do you?) nor would I go so far as to share such details.

That you did not seem to understand my concern did not mean my concern was not real, or let's say "valid" or "understandable" given the circumstances.

I do appreciate that on many occasions back in the "Ghost Chamber" days you kept letting me back in despite my probably incomprehensible exits. Thank you for that. I won't bother you with a request to join your rebooted club. (One does try to be considerate.)


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I tried to think of other sweets but I fudged it.
Never mind.

Fancy a game of Black Jack instead?

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