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shavixmir
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Is there no end to the suffering I have to put up with???

Take a look here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4456687.stm

Now take a look at number 7...

7. If you're brave, there's a wristband on the market that gives a snorer a gentle electric shock with each snort.

Not only is it bad enough that it seems it's okay to give snorers electric shocks...but they now call it SNORTING!!

SNORTING!!!
DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY PIG!!!!!!

Jesus.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Is there no end to the suffering I have to put up with???

Take a look here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4456687.stm

Now take a look at number 7...

[b]7. If you're brave, there's a wristband on the market that gives a snorer a gentle electric shock with each snort.


Not only is it bad enough that it seems it's okay to give snorers ...[text shortened]... ks...but they now call it SNORTING!!

SNORTING!!!
DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY PIG!!!!!!

Jesus.[/b]
Well you have reached the magic number of recs, it seems only fitting.

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Starrman
Well you have reached the magic number of recs, it seems only fitting.
So I had.
For a brief second in history I had the number of the beast...
At exactly the same time it seems I was snorting in my bloody sleep...

How scary is that?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
So I had.
For a brief second in history I had the number of the beast...
At exactly the same time it seems I was snorting in my bloody sleep...

How scary is that?
And Satan is in Phlab's avatar too. It seems we really do live in end times...

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First they make us use indoor plumbing and nag about the seat . Now it's electro-shock for snoring . Is there no end to the hoops we men are asked to jump through for women !? What's next ? Keeping food off the walls and wearing pants ?

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Starrman
And Satan is in Phlab's avatar too. It seems we really do live in end times...
Yeah. It's funny you should mention that.

As I drove to work this morning a bird shat on the front window of my car...and it splattered in the shape of a goat!

Pretty spooky going ons....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Yeah. It's funny you should mention that.

As I drove to work this morning a bird shat on the front window of my car...and it splattered in the shape of a goat!

Pretty spooky going ons....
Oh fr;g! And I joke you not, I've just glanced across at the cat scratching post in my living room and the buggers have scratched a pentagram into it. It's a bit wonky, but it's definitely a pentagram. I always knew the little b@st@rds were evil.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Oh fr;g! And I joke you not, I've just glanced across at the cat scratching post in my living room and the buggers have scratched a pentagram into it. It's a bit wonky, but it's definitely a pentagram. I always knew the little b@st@rds were evil.
See!
Strange things are afoot!

My monitor switched off by itself whilst I was watching TV earlier as well. Turned out to be the power-save...but it could just as well have been a trapped ghost seeking revenge.

These things are known to happen.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Is there no end to the suffering I have to put up with???

Take a look here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4456687.stm

Now take a look at number 7...

[b]7. If you're brave, there's a wristband on the market that gives a snorer a gentle electric shock with each snort.


Not only is it bad enough that it seems it's okay to give snorers ...[text shortened]... ks...but they now call it SNORTING!!

SNORTING!!!
DO I LOOK LIKE A BLOODY PIG!!!!!!

Jesus.[/b]
Hahahah! That's funny.

But the truth of the matter is that people who snore have a problem of some sort. Usually it's sleep apnea (not sure that's how it's spelled). Anyways, it is WRONG to use remedies that wake the sleeper! A C-PAV machine will stop the person from snoring and allow them to get a good night's sleep. With a machine like that all the other person hears is a hiss of air, not unlike a fan in the room, and after awhile nobody hears that noise anymore.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
See!
Strange things are afoot!

My monitor switched off by itself whilst I was watching TV earlier as well. Turned out to be the power-save...but it could just as well have been a trapped ghost seeking revenge.

These things are known to happen.
Perhaps we should get someone to do an exorcism on RHP just to be sure.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Perhaps we should get someone to do an exorcism on RHP just to be sure.
No. Don't do it .....it can 't be so awful yet........it would mean letting the


*looks around carefully and whispers"




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shavixmir
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Originally posted by Starrman
Perhaps we should get someone to do an exorcism on RHP just to be sure.
Are you mad?
Do you know how many people over on the spirituality board would be exorcised?

Noooooo, you can't do that!

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