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Originally posted by Starrman
Lulz, whilst looking around that I found this
Where are you looking?

🙄

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Originally posted by heinzkat
Where are you looking?

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Was it under your bed?

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Originally posted by homedepotov
I need one of those sexbots to replace my blow up doll.

I caught her cheating on me and well, now she's so much shredded rubber.
Mine ran off with the bicycle tire repairman.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Mine ran off with the bicycle tire repairman.
Did it have a flat........ chest?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Did it have a flat........ chest?
It needed a good pumping

😕

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Originally posted by heinzkat
It needed a good pumping

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Maybe she should have run off with Arnold because he could... "Pomp you up".

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Maybe she should have run off with Arnold because he could... "Pomp you up".
And have "Pomp and Circumstance" playing in the background. 😕

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Disgusting talk, or else my mind is in the gutter.

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Disgusting talk, or else my mind is in the gutter.
Perhaps you could join the Snipes.

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Sad news! I have recieved word that my runaway blowup doll was bike riding with her new lover when her foot became trapped in the cassettes of the rear wheel and she suffered a number of puntures that were not subject to repair and leaked out a fatal amount of air.

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
I do hope there are male versions. Human beings are so 2009 for me.
he's hot, and he's all male!

http://en.akihabaranews.com/26241/robot/newly-unveiled-humanoid-robot-by-nippon-institute-of-technology-to-visit-classes-in-japan

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here you go boys, Wowee Femisapien for only $44

http://www.google.com/products?q=humanoid+robot&aq=f

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
she suffered a number of puntures that were not subject to repair
Are you bragging that she went down on you?

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Originally posted by mikelom
Are you bragging that she went down on you?
Read up ^, she left with the bicycle repairman. 🙁