Originally posted by Hand of HecateI didn't have any Mrs. Rapleys in my school, or at least any that chose to give me private lessons in the art of intimacy, and I feel that my psyche has been horribly scarred for life as a result. Today I am barely functional and paranoid and engage in strange repetitive activities all due to my boyhood deprivation. If you are going to be fully educated, it should address every aspect of your being, I say.
I'm outraged that Mrs. Rapley didn't school me in a similar fashion.
Originally posted by PBE6They get their crushes too.
I've had crushes on about half of my female teachers. It's one of the best things about going to school for a growing boy! I don't think girls have this issue much, though. I'm sure girls get the odd crush here and there (the best friend's crush on the homely male teacher in "Juno" being a hilarious fictional example), but none of them can touch the sheer capacity for [b]quantity inherent in the puerile psyche.[/b]
Originally posted by homedepotovBrilliant 🙂
I didn't have any Mrs. Rapleys in my school, or at least any that chose to give me private lessons in the art of intimacy, and I feel that my psyche has been horribly scarred for life as a result. Today I am barely functional and paranoid and engage in strange repetitive activities all due to my boyhood deprivation. If you are going to be fully educated, it should address every aspect of your being, I say.
Originally posted by Raven69Wrong? No. However, as an accident of perspective, we are often oblivious to our own intellectual failings. Still, as with the childhood taunt "it takes one to know one", most of us are well equipped to identify the stupid a$$holes that are wandering about free. In some extreme cases, it is almost our moral obligation to taunt and ridcule the retarded. Think of this as serving natural selection and culling the herd so to speak. Our mockery will have to suffice until God hits them with a bus.
Is it morally wrong to poke fun at the intellectually disabled? I mean, 'tis not their fault they are stupid...they do the best they can with what God gave them.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateExcellent. I feel much better now for laughing at 84% of politicians, 92% of RHP users, and 99% of Christians.
Wrong? No. However, as an accident of perspective, we are often oblivious to our own intellectual failings. Still, as with the childhood taunt "it takes one to know one", most of us are well equipped to identify the stupid a$$holes that are wandering about free. In some extreme cases, it is almost our moral obligation to taunt and ridcule the reta ...[text shortened]... ulling the herd so to speak. Our mockery will have to suffice until God hits them with a bus.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateMaybe I just don't really notice my kids' teachers all that much...
Is it just me or are teachers getting hotter? I don't remember having hot female teachers throwing parties and wanting to "educate" young boys when I was a kid. Though there was Mrs. Rapley. God she was hot.
I can't say I had any hot teachers when I was growing up. Maybe that wasn't the style in the 60's and 70's. My experience is the opposite - I had the misfortune of living next to my 5th grade teacher, Miss Viezzoli, who was an old spinster. A walking cadaver that spoke in dust clouds that didn't seem to like kids at all, only loved Hawaii and dude ranches. I can only surmise that she taught kids because after 127 years maybe that's all you know how to do. She didn't like me, so I returned her affections.
I still hate Ms. Viezolli. The only person that I still hate and always will. The only reason for hell to exist would be for Vizzi to demonstrate once and for all that undead wights, shadowy lower-demons, cannot burn in Hell's fires. If she burns, hey, that's works too. She can go to hell, repeatedly and forever, for all I care. If there's a hell for me, I'll be living next door to my frickin 5th grade teacher for eternity.
HITLER, GET OUT OF LINE! VIZZI IS HERE! YOU DON'T RATE, STEP ASIDE!
the bitch. and NOT hot.
Originally posted by BadwaterWell, you're what 60 something? She's surely dead by now, perhaps you can dig up her corpse and do something creative with it.
Maybe I just don't really notice my kids' teachers all that much...
I can't say I had any hot teachers when I was growing up. Maybe that wasn't the style in the 60's and 70's. My experience is the opposite - I had the misfortune of living next to my 5th grade teacher, Miss Viezzoli, who was an old spinster. A walking cadaver that spoke in dust clouds tha ...[text shortened]... OF LINE! VIZZI IS HERE! YOU DON'T RATE, STEP ASIDE!
the bitch. and NOT hot.
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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate50, yeah. But if I dig her up, won't that turn into an Exorcist kind of a moment? Release some sort of demon minion or somethng?
Well, you're what 60 something? She's surely dead by now, perhaps you can dig up her corpse and do something creative with it.
And what if she's really undead and not really buried? Wait, that leaves out the hell option...and if she play chess and is undead, it's not like I've used pseudonyms...she might come after me ....😲
NO! That leaves out hell and her eternal burning, and that's just not right. So she's dead somewhere but I'm going to err on the side of caution and assume that if I exhume her I'll release something unholy upon the earth again. We have one Dick Cheney, and one is enough.