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How do you deal with extraterrestial pests?

How do you deal with extraterrestial pests?

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Honestly, now.

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I unearth them.

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I play them Justin Bieber songs from youtube.

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Originally posted by coquette
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After mating, try not to pop meth, mmkay?

Problem solved.

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Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.
Flit

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Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.
you have a third testicle?😲

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Originally posted by Doward
you have a third testicle?😲
Not even the first two.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Not even the first two.
if you believe that I have a bridge for sale...

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Originally posted by Doward
if you believe that I have a bridge for sale...
I'll take it. How much?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
I'll take it. How much?
two testicles and a pound of poi

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Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.
Same way as zombies. Shotgun.

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Originally posted by Doward
two testicles and a pound of poi
Extraterrestrial currency?

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magic acid, thermite, toe-nail gunk.

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Originally posted by coquette
Honestly, now.
You plug up the holes, from whence they came (black or otherwise), so they can't return to their "nests" and you put out a smorgasbord of their favourite (noodles Aliendante, Lobster Thermonuclear....you get the picture) laced with warfarin and just wait. Problem solved. Now disposing of the carcasses may mean a big bonfire but that's just a bonus...marshmallow roast.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
marsmallow roast.
pun fixd!