How do you dress like a gay?

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
Hello. I am takeing my friend who is a gay to a club on monday. This club is designed for people who are a gay. However I want to dress like a gay so as to have drinks bought for me by people who are a gay because they think I am also a gay.

So how do you dress like a gay?

Dress like Brother Edwin.....

he looks as queer as a facker to me

Originally posted by Brother Edwin
So how do you dress like a gay?

For your next adventure, wear a kimono. I hear it's quite gay.

Originally posted by royalchicken
Oh. I have more pairs of trousers than pairs of socks, and trousers are bigger, so the reverse is true for me.

Likewise, I enjoy sleeping in whatever I wore the previous day, so the reverse is again true for me.

We may actually be complements. Are you a simultaneous adherent of all religions and a member of all political parties?

I have rather few pairs of socks but quite a lot of odd ones that are near matches.

I am quite happy to wear the same clothes for a week.

Technically, I don't belong to any religions or parties, but I favour them all equally.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I have rather few pairs of socks but quite a lot of odd ones that are near matches.

I haven't worn matching pair of socks since year 1995. it's gone to the point where people actually notice and comment on if I have a matching pair.

"hey, you're wearing a matching pair!"
"-nah, they're just the same color..."

Originally posted by wormwood
I haven't worn matching pair of socks since year 1995. it's gone to the point where people actually notice and comment on if I have a matching pair.

"hey, you're wearing a matching pair!"
"-nah, they're just the same color..."

Lamentably, I also have some odd sleeves and trouser legs floating around, from those shirts and trousers with removable sleeves and trouser legs. They were gifts. I just haven't got around to throwing them away yet.

Originally posted by wormwood
I haven't worn matching pair of socks since year 1995. it's gone to the point where people actually notice and comment on if I have a matching pair.

That sounds like one of my sisters. I think the only time she wears matching socks is when she's playing a concert.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Lamentably, I also have some odd sleeves and trouser legs floating around, from those shirts and trousers with removable sleeves and trouser legs. They were gifts. I just haven't got around to throwing them away yet.

I have seen trousers with removable legs, but I didn't know there were shirts with removable sleeves. Have you ever worn non-matching legs or sleeves?

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Um, buddy. He's taking you.

P-

lol so right!

Originally posted by Nordlys
That sounds like one of my sisters. I think the only time she wears matching socks is when she's playing a concert.

I think that qualifies it dressing up as gay then. 🙂

there's surprisingly lot of people wearing non-matching socks. I've come across about ten, and loads of people who only wear some particular color, like red.