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How do you know when an American has been in your yard

How do you know when an American has been in your yard

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Originally posted by redbadger
Your bin is empty and your cats pregnant
America where men are men & the Women are men too


Originally posted by redbadger
America where men are men & the Women are men too
It's more accurate the other way instead.

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Originally posted by Seitse
It's more accurate the other way instead.
LOL


Originally posted by Suzianne
But you're already famous here for being a tiresome git.
gee hard to respect that dude but with an attitude that would curdle milk, what are we to expect.


Originally posted by robbie carrobie
gee hard to respect that dude but with an attitude that would curdle milk, what are we to expect.
sooooo Christian aint she.

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Originally posted by redbadger
sooooo Christian aint she.
yeah as Christian as Pontius Pilate, she needs some love in her life to cheer her up.

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How do you know when a Texan has been in your yard...

You find a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

There are more Lone Star flags placed there than there are USA flags.

Your whole lawn is dug up by armadillos but the good news is: all the grub worms are gone.

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Originally posted by LEUR
How do you know when a Texan has been in your yard...
There's a black man executed by a botched lethal injection, an
insulin needle, and a gallon of ranch dressing?

tee-hee 🙂

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Originally posted by LEUR
How do you know when a Texan has been in your yard...

You find a belt buckle bigger than your fist.

There are more Lone Star flags placed there than there are USA flags.

Your whole lawn is dug up by armadillos but the good news is: all the grub worms are gone.
There's a letter signed by an ex governor (and President) warning you not to "strategerally inguage en nucular prorifferation."

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