How do you make your tea?

Precise and detailed descriptions please.

Get off on your tea porn elsewhere, pervert.

Originally posted by Seitse
Get off on your tea porn elsewhere, pervert.

Presumably, "porn" and "pervert" are your two snigger snigger words that make your post "funny"? 😕

When you make a cup of tea, how do you go about it?

Go to one of those yuppie cafe places and pick from their list. Never bother otherwise - teabags are an abomination.

Originally posted by FMF
"funny"

I'm not funny. I am dark and mysterious.

Like a Jasmin and Assam leaves mix.

Originally posted by Seitse
I'm not funny. I am dark and mysterious.

Like a Jasmin and Assam leaves mix.

Red Rose tea, sometimes Constant Comment with brown sugar, about a teaspoon and a half, no milk or creamer.

I hate the taste of coffee, coffee flavored anything.

Originally posted by sonhouse
Red Rose tea

How many tampons do you use per month?

Orange Pekoe lightly steeped with half a sugar cube and 2% milk, stirred, not shaken.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
...stirred, not shaken.

It's Bond... Brooke Bond?

Originally posted by sonhouse
Red Rose tea, sometimes Constant Concrete with brown sugar, about a teaspoon and a half, no milk or creamer.

I hate the taste of coffee, coffee flavored anything.

i may have spotted yer problem...

Originally posted by rookie54
i may have spotted yer problem...

Geez, only one. I am blessed.