How do you sleep?

Left side,
right side,
on your back, on your stomach, on the side (left or right)?

Me (I?) - bad verrry bad. Slep on the grill.

In the middle of the night I fte wake up because elastics on mu socks irritaes e, and I put socks of and exercise my toes performin special budhistic asanas for toes. (Designed for 100 years ols priests.)

I usually try to sleep myself by lying on my back and relaxing me with prana yama, and then, if I am lucky, I just turn on the left or right side.
If I fell of, that's the problem.

Earlier I was sleeping on the stomach but since I gained much weight it's like Pilates...

If I sleep on the side I wet the pillow by saliva.

Recently I often wake up myself by snorring and grunting. It is usually followed by stopped nose, so I get up and leaf a lexicon of Scandinavian furniture and lamps...

My wife says that snoring is leats when I sleep on my right side...

Woke up today with red circles all over my face. Thought i had ringworm only to realize that i had fallen asleep on a tray of shot glasses.


GRANNY.

Originally posted by vandervelde
Left side,
right side,
on your back, on your stomach, on the side (left or right)?

Me (I?) - bad verrry bad. Slep on the grill.

In the middle of the night I fte wake up because elastics on mu socks irritaes e, and I put socks of and exercise my toes performin special budhistic asanas for toes. (Designed for 100 years ols priests.)

I usually tr ...[text shortened]... followed by stopped nose, so I get up and leaf a lexicon of Scandinavian furniture and lamps...

On my belly, face down in the pillow...

Originally posted by hakima
On my belly, face down in the pillow...

I sleep naked, reeking of alcohol, my nose visibly powdered, and
flanked by two hot, twenty-something Czech models.

Exhausted.

Every night.

Last night I 'slept' on a sofa, it wasn't very comfortable.

I sleep on a waterbed filled with the tears and sweat of my opponents.
Okay it's a futon. 😞

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Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour

Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I sleep on a waterbed filled with the tears and sweat of my opponents.
Okay it's a futon. 😞

Originally posted by The Gravedigger
Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour